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Psycho Mike is a Pisces of shit?

14.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A musical number inside a wrestling Ring

A musical number inside a wrestling Ring

If wrestling is fake, explain this!
#MysteryWrestling22

14.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a new drink now that Doug Ford drank all the bourbon in Ontario.

14.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds pretty good.

14.03.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am enjoying the way that the comedy of Bob's ineptitude is diffusing the tension just enough.

14.03.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also makes a good gateway to Alan Rudolph. Just saying.

14.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're watching it too!

14.03.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love RUSH, but I don't think any of their albums are top-to-bottom perfect. There's always one or two songs that feel a little flat.

13.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two Very Special Epsiodes

13.03.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(and those that were active on forums, such as Terry Pratchett or Ronald D. Moore, recognized that the forums only represented a small subset of their audience)

13.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a big difference is that most creators steered clear of newsgroups and forums*.

But now, so many creators are addicted to Twitter, and they've come to believe that the Algorithmically-Boosted Terminally Mad Neocon is representative of the public at large.

13.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're told that they lurk around every corner, yet we never actually see them.

Frankly, I'm beginning to doubt that they even exist.

13.03.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I like a flaky pastry (e.g. croissant) best.

A brioche bun is nice if I want something a little less greasy.

And then I like a syrup-infused griddle cake when I feel like going full Hedonism-bot.

12.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has this poster already forgotten how Trump extorted college administrators into cracking down on protests? And how ICE illegally arrested and deported at least one prominent Gaza supporter?

12.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite part of comic events is usually the more tangential tie-in issues.

The main story of "Inferno" was a satisfying epic conclusion to Madelyne and Illyana's stories. But seeing how the demonic invasion affected Spider-Man and Jarvis was even cooler.

12.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I disagree. During those events, Kraven was impersonating Spider-Man, and committing unspeakable acts of violence as a vigilante. And the city was also being menaced by the cannibalistic Vermin.

The lyrics of "Lullaby" are a perfect reflection of the public's fears at the time.

12.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

23.02.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 29651 ๐Ÿ” 5013 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 334 ๐Ÿ“Œ 125

But whenever Square Enix has tried to retroactively add Chrono Cross elements to Chrono Trigger (e.g. in the DS bonus dungeon[s]) it creates a really unpleasant tonal clash.

12.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Square Enix does do a huge ground-up remake of Chrono Trigger on the scale of "Final Fantasy VII Rebirth" or "Dragon Quest VII Reimagined", I think that they should fully de-canonize Chrono Cross.

(And I say that as someone who LOVES Chrono Cross).

12.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to be a believer.

But after seeing this, I know there is no god.

12.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like yes.

12.03.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember Bush's very first speech after 9/11 even called Islam "a great religion".

11.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vinegar

11.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll call him "Lord Porkins" or "Lord Tonnika" or "Lord Gundarian" and all the fans will be able to impute a completely undeserved amount of depth to his motivations when he shouts "I want them alive!"

11.03.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's my concept for an anti-Yoshi:

An upside-down Y kind of looks like a lambda, so I would call him "Loshi". And since that would imply "Roshi" to a Japanese audience, I would make him a sketchy old dinosaur.

11.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were put there by a man.

11.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. It's not boring to have Claudio do the Giant Swing or for MJF to say "I'm better than you" every week, so long as it's just one of many notes they bring to their matches/promos.

11.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But when promotions take that for granted, they show how little respect they have for the fans.

10.03.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If wrestling fans (of any promotion) didn't enjoy the familiar, there wouldn't be five hours of new TV every week.

10.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. For most of human history, bullies have been presented as role-models, and the cruel have been presented as our rightful leaders.

10.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0