perfect angel

ok nyquil finally kicking in good night

you sent me too many antibiotics and i developed an antibiotic resistant bacterial infection because i didnt take them as instructed and had a viral infection leading to bacteria adapting to tha medicine taking advantage of my weakened immune system to eat my flesh

id be more perfect asleep but im too sick to sleep womp womp

its storming outside makes me want to drink more water

me

i love doing this

Guys i like commenting on peoples tweets . It’s like hello 👋 this is my comment.

also that 11.3 billion only accounts for what we have spent on munitions and gas since our first bombing

In the last quarter century the Pentagon literally lost $2.3 *trillion* in its accountong, it has never passed a single audit.

There has *always* been enough money for good things instead of atrocities, it's just that absolutely no one in power in the past quarter century has wanted good things.

ultimately i just like whining and getting my way but i wouldve really enjoyed practicing that skill at 15 instead of practicing being a pathetic pitiable wet dog instead to get my way. its a lot less sexy

what is even the point of having a stepdad with a corvette and a boat if you dont get to whine "but daddy i promised ashley id pick her up can you take the boat and let me borrow your car and we meet you at the lake pleassssse ill even vacuum the seats after"

also i probably wouldnt have had to mow the lawn which wouldve been great cuz im fucking allergic to grass

he wanted to give me the corvette anyway but my mom convinced him it would be wasted on a teenage boy and the insurance would be too expensive (last point is true)

the only thing about not getting to have the typical female high school experience im bummed out by is if i had been a girl in high school i probably could have whined my way into getting my stepdads corvette and taking my friends out on his boat

god i have seen what you have done for others

josuke

we should all be champagne socialists

decided I am NOT gonna suck off the troops this year

yayyy

yah and ur cool

hannibal lecter in the ambulancd

its so rainy perfect whether for feeding me soup

buddhism be like: life is a roguelike

if everything a politician posts on social media is symbolic then i guess dunphey is symbolically saying "elected officials arent your emotional punching bags and outlets for your backwater hick values. get the fuck out of portland". i hope everybody who would agree with joan takes the hint

well your reaction is condescending and entitled and dunpheys (not jasons, hes not your friend) is responding to someone else who is condescending and entitled. so i can see whyd youd empathize with an extremely rude prude instead of somebody being actively insulted and harassed via post

im glad they made me so cool

yeah exactly

Your ДЕок JND 0.00013 Okay, either you're a mantis shrimp in a trenchcoat or your display has a secret wide-gamut mode nobody told me about. Suspiciously impressive. Share result Again. I can do better. Read the post about this.

i think you are the one beasted on my guy

riverdale is like if twin peaks was good

this shit is so fun