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@jumico

TurboTeam | Leftist shitposter | below knee amputee | Fantasy Football attention seeker | Well-meaning dipshit β€’ πŸ†πŸ† | Two-Time @theffballers Listener Of the Week | heΒ·him

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By the end of the summer Ill be able to walk 24,000 feet in six minutes

11.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

First physical therapy session (five weeks ago)
Six minute walk distance: 720 feet
20 foot gait speed: 0.6 m/s

Today:
1500 feet, 2.5 m/s

11.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Call her AI the way she make me generate slop

10.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other in a cave Alt: Cute cartoon versions of the Slay The Spire characters dancing to a bop
10.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

45.6/50. 95%

Took five tries and I'll never come close to replicating it. First shot was a point below you.

10.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Burger

10.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Threatening me with a good time once again

10.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaires are the absolute dregs of society. Trying to kill a small business that won't affect A FUCKING MAJOR LEAGUE SPORTS ARENA AND CONCERT VENUE in the slightest is nothing short of evil.

10.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah? C'mere a minute

10.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
News headline

Citing "irreparable harm" TD garden owner sues "the Boston garden" dispensary

News headline Citing "irreparable harm" TD garden owner sues "the Boston garden" dispensary

Oh fuck all the way off.

10.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Melon yuzu sounds good as hell tbh

10.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Youre just fashionably late

10.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well it was a good run but this place is about to be enshittified

09.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah that's wassup

09.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She also has a new mechanic on some cards called Sly. If you discard a Sly card during your turn, the card plays free.

09.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a power card that makes shivs hit all enemies, and a skill card that plays all the shivs in your exhaust pile.

To balance it, Blade Dance exhausts but there's few other cards that generate shivs

09.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Make an exception tbh, its very good. New characters are cool as hell and they made shiv builds much more sustainable for the Silent

09.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting an Emo cover band of Depeche Mode called Depresh Mode

09.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Patriots are gonna pay him about 50% too much, book it

08.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember

Mono = One
Rail = Rail

08.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11586 πŸ” 3290 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 21

I think they go around.

08.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are almost all terrible deals

08.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pbf still the GOAT webcomic

08.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

John McCain would cum in his pants at the chance to bomb Iran.

08.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@jeffkrisko.bsky.social are you slaying the new spire yet?

08.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love these *real* 3 AMs, not like that fake 3AM that almost got me fired

08.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, they're in Congress you fuckin nitwit

08.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes it is.

08.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Chumbawamba intensifying*

08.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0