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@natecorbitt

-Transplanted Cub fan in North Carolina. -Pro wrestling fan. -Ambivert -Higher education professional by day, BBQ spice purveyor by evenings and weekends. natesbbqblends.com

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So, have they moved the Doomsday Clock any closer to midnight yet?

11.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 24525 πŸ” 6620 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 413

OG Bloodline reforming?
#WWERAW

10.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who the hell was that strutting behind Gable?

#WWERAW

10.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected β€” young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! β€” and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

09.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 30300 πŸ” 5133 πŸ’¬ 1721 πŸ“Œ 471

There's always a Tweet....er....Truth.

07.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A full-body statue of a stylized, heavy-set Iron Man character. The figure features the classic red and gold metallic armor with a glowing white arc reactor on the chest and circular repulsors on its open palms. The statue has a significantly round, protruding belly and thick legs, standing in a dynamic superhero pose on a grey pedestal within what appears to be a hobby or toy store.

A full-body statue of a stylized, heavy-set Iron Man character. The figure features the classic red and gold metallic armor with a glowing white arc reactor on the chest and circular repulsors on its open palms. The statue has a significantly round, protruding belly and thick legs, standing in a dynamic superhero pose on a grey pedestal within what appears to be a hobby or toy store.

If I had the money and brains to become Iron Man.

07.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, when do we get assigned our Hunger Games Districts?

07.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you've lost NewsMax......

06.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

03.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 3564 πŸ” 515 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 14
A WWE WrestleFest arcade cabinet on display in a warehouse store, priced at $649. The machine has a large marquee reading β€œWrestleFest,” a 19-inch screen showing a classic wrestling video game, and a control panel with four colorful joysticks and matching buttons. Boxed merchandise and a large game box are stacked around it on pallets.

A WWE WrestleFest arcade cabinet on display in a warehouse store, priced at $649. The machine has a large marquee reading β€œWrestleFest,” a 19-inch screen showing a classic wrestling video game, and a control panel with four colorful joysticks and matching buttons. Boxed merchandise and a large game box are stacked around it on pallets.

If anyone feels generous and would like to buy me a gift for my new home office....

27.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There you go. An overt technofascist Trump ally will now own CBS, CNN, HBO, Paramount, Warner Brothers, Discovery, and a big chunk of TikTok

26.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2326 πŸ” 1074 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 80

So..... Bronson's torn bicep....work or legit?

#WWERaw
#wrestlesky🀼

24.02.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And of course, just as I say that, Oba shows up for Rusev.

24.02.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are the chances we get a Brock/Oba Femi staredown tonight?

#WWERaw
#wrestlesky🀼

24.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we please get The Usos vs The Lucha Bros. at some point soon?

#WWERaw
#wrestlesky🀼

24.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So many people on the road on the way home tonight that didn't get the turn signal package when they bought their car.

23.02.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Recruit Accused of Stealing from Star WR During Visit In what is still a developing story, a high school recruit has been accused of stealing a star players gear during a college visit

@mdwdfw.bsky.social

23.02.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This day in history. 1778. Friedrich Wilhelm August Heinrich Ferdinand Freiherr von Steuben who was born Friedrich Wilhelm Ludolf Gerhard Augustin Louis Freiherr von Steuben oh forget it.

23.02.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I would gladly pay more in taxes if I got all this for free.

And I'll die on this hill. (Probably literally, too, with my heart condition.)

22.02.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FOLKS. The Chicago Cubs play A BASEBALL GAME today!

20.02.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8

Why does Nattie have pockets on her wrestling gear?
#WWERAW
#wrestlesky🀼

17.02.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mother: so you run a school?

Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy

Mother: but it’s a real school right?

Xavier: oh my yes

Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill

Xavier: oh no he certainly will

Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it

Xavier: oh no he certainly will

15.02.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 2019 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 14

Had to get snippy with them, b/c I've been getting blood drawn every 6 months to a year since 2011, due to my heart disease. Told them just use my left arm. She insisted that they had to start at the hand in case they couldn't find a vein. When I showed them my arm, she said, "Oh, see it already." πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

12.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is true. Just got my first one at 52 last week. Worst part about the day of the procedure was them having to poke me three times to find a vein for the IV.

12.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there are so many things we have to fix about the american healthcare system but one of the biggest ones is opening up screenings and preventative care earlier and for free. early detection saves lives full stop and it should be an option for everyone.

12.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a Reddit thread titled "Fathers of Reddit, what was your ultimate 'don't tell your mother about this' moment?"

A comment by user Strongdar describes a memory from when they were eight years old. Their dad woke them up in the middle of the night on a school night because he had finally found a secret passage in a Nintendo game, likely "The Legend of Zelda," that they had both been stuck on. The father "snuck" the child downstairs wrapped in a blanket to see the discovery together. The post is captioned with the text, "Dammit that’s wholesome."

A screenshot of a Reddit thread titled "Fathers of Reddit, what was your ultimate 'don't tell your mother about this' moment?" A comment by user Strongdar describes a memory from when they were eight years old. Their dad woke them up in the middle of the night on a school night because he had finally found a secret passage in a Nintendo game, likely "The Legend of Zelda," that they had both been stuck on. The father "snuck" the child downstairs wrapped in a blanket to see the discovery together. The post is captioned with the text, "Dammit that’s wholesome."

Your palate cleanser for the day....

12.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Calling out fascism is not threatening to anyone but fascists.

10.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1971 πŸ” 415 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4
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Networks used to counter-program against the Super Bowl halftime show all the time because the halftime shows used to be terrible. Who can forget in 1989, for example, when the halftime performer was an Elvis Presley *impersonator* named Elvis Presto?

10.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
An image of a satirical advertisement for a Valentine's Day "Surf & Turf meal kit" from Dollar General. The kit, priced at $7.99, features a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine, a pile of hot dogs, an open tin of sardines, a red solo cup, and a single lit birthday candle. The text at the top reads, "Romance Starts At DOLLAR GENERAL."

An image of a satirical advertisement for a Valentine's Day "Surf & Turf meal kit" from Dollar General. The kit, priced at $7.99, features a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine, a pile of hot dogs, an open tin of sardines, a red solo cup, and a single lit birthday candle. The text at the top reads, "Romance Starts At DOLLAR GENERAL."

If you'll excuse me, I have to run to Dollar General.

08.02.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0