wwe hall of famer drew carey

gonna post up on the sidewalk in front of his place chainsmoking cigs until my dog needs to shit again

he yelled at me as i was picking up my dogs shit because she was in his yard. i said "sorry, man-- it'll never happen again" and he kept yelling. like, man, you got what you wanted! this transaction is over!

lived in my new place for all of two months and have already started a blood feud with the neighbor two houses down 👍

no wwe monday night raw? the longest-running weekly episodic program in television history?

hell yeah

Double Moonsault
The Dangerous Allure of Wrestling's Rarest Maneuver

"Witnessing the Double Moonsault transition from a far-fetched idea into reality has given it a sort of mystical quality."

by Matt Whittle

Read: moonsault.press/double-moons...

#wrestlesky
#indiewrestling
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been there, brother

Kristi Noem's head on Tim Robinson's body going "Great, I don't have to go to work tomorrow"

athletes-- they're just like us

get their asses

this guys gotta be top three most punchable faces out there right now

lol i immediately pulled up the thumbnail for the video version to see if it was actually him. wild.

hell yeah

if he was actually using some cream and it fucked up his neck that bad he'd be tweeting nonstop about how he was going to sue estee lauder into the stone age

what the fuck

thought that said "chairman of the joint chiefs of staff general dean cain" and didn't even bat an eye.

hell yeah

dems love saying shit like "tone down the rhetoric" and "sir, have you no decency" and that's basically it

thank you to all of the brave u.s. lawmakers for "lashing out" 🫡

they should make a video game where you can play some of the different sports. football, for example.

still bangs

hell yeah

when this deal goes through i've got a fiver with your name on it. hell, maybe even a sixer

unfortunately all of my cash is tied up in various stocks and bonds, things of that nature.

thinking of selling my studio and streaming assets to netflix for eighty three billion dollars

table saw with a regular ole wood cutting blade works great

awesome-- thank you!

hey there! wondering if you ever sell any of your pieces? i absolutely love this one

you said UNLIMITED salad and breadsticks *cocks gun*

once again being a really funny guy bites me in the ass as the customer rep asks me my pin and i have to reply "42069"