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An 18-wheeler, stacked high with some bling An 18-wheeler, stacked high with some bling, Spilled dimes like a cheap stripper’s fling. Crews got down on their knees, Chasing loose change with ease, Moaning, “I’ve never worked such a thing!”…
03.05.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There once was a task force so grand There once was a task force so grand, Claimed to fix bias, in demand. But the story’s so fake, It’s a big, foolish shake, Just a scheme that won’t ever stand!
02.05.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A TikTok astrologer claimed A TikTok astrologer claimed, That earthquakes would hit—what a game! With stars as her guide, She spread fear far and wide, But her “predictions” were purely in vain!
01.05.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump’s meme coin was tanking, quite grim Trump’s meme coin was tanking, quite grim, ‘Til he dangled a dinner with him. Now values arise— But is it a prize, Or a bribe dressed in digital trim?
30.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Though Elon now claims he’s withdrawn Though Elon now claims he’s withdrawn, The chaos he sowed lingers on. With Tesla’s bad run, The harm’s mostly done— His “retreat” is just smoke before dawn.
29.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The loans are back, here comes the chase The loans are back, here comes the chase, Defaulted folks can’t find much grace. With wages so thin, The feds still dig in— In hard times, they quicken the pace.
28.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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RFK Jr.’s got a new scheme RFK Jr.’s got a new scheme, A registry born from a dream. But history shows, Where such tracking goes— The Nazis once mapped out that theme.
27.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pete Hegseth now glam at HQ Pete Hegseth now glam at HQ, With a studio fit for a view. In drag he may dress, While dodging the mess— Playing war chief with blush and some glue!
26.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In Florida’s sunshine state In Florida’s sunshine state, A ten-million deal sealed their fate. While Hope wore a grin, The funds poured right in— To fight pot, not help—ain’t that great?
25.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Though Trump gave out orders with fire Though Trump gave out orders with fire, Some firms didn’t bend to his ire. In court they still shine, While DOJ whines— Judge Howell called out their satire!
24.04.2025 15:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In China, bots ran with no sweat In China, bots ran with no sweat, Through miles they dashed—no regret. But beware their new plan, They’re not just a fan— They’re training to chase us, you bet!
24.04.2025 13:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They shuttered the truth-spotting crew They shuttered the truth-spotting crew, Said, “Lies? Eh, we’ll just let ’em through.” Now Putin can spin, While bots grin and grin— And facts get flushed down with the loo.
22.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In Florida, things went awry In Florida, things went awry, At a party where laws went bye-bye. A principal’s pad, With booze flowing bad— Now they’re facing the court, not the sky.
21.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In a district that’s painted deep red In a district that’s painted deep red, Rep. Kiley is losing some cred. Though he once had the might, Thirty thousand showed up to fight— Now it’s Bernie and AOC ahead!
20.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A warning from Hillary came clear A warning from Hillary came clear: “Authoritarians rule through fear.” They deported a man, Defying the plan— And justice just vanished this year.
19.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Some Republicans made a bold play Some Republicans made a bold play, To take free tax filing away. Though simple and fair, They just didn’t care— They’d rather we all have to pay.
18.04.2025 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A young YouTuber sought to explore, A young YouTuber sought to explore, An island forbidden, offshore. He vlogged with a smile, But stayed for a while— Now he’s stuck, facing fines and much more!
17.04.2025 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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On Cape Cod, a house grand and planned On Cape Cod, a house grand and planned, Was built on unstable loose sand. The wind and the sea, Said, “This won’t ever be!” Now it sinks, as it can’t hope to stand.
10.02.2025 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In Pennsylvania, a crime quite egg-streme In Pennsylvania, a crime quite egg-streme, A heist of eggs—like a yolky dream. Police try to crack, But clues they still lack, It’s an egg-sistential mystery, it would seem!
09.02.2025 13:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A falconer working for Lazio’s crest A falconer working for Lazio’s crest, Posted photos that weren’t his best. An implant, you see, Caused much publicity, So they fired him—Lazio’s stressed!
08.02.2025 13:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Four monkeys who’d long been astray Four monkeys who’d long been astray, In South Carolina did play. For months they ran free, Climbing every tall tree, ‘Til at last they were caught yesterday!
07.02.2025 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In Scotland, a curious stand In Scotland, a curious stand, “No bans on our cats,” they’ve planned. With a flick of their tails, Through the Highlands they sail, Forever to roam through the land!
06.02.2025 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There once was a leader-to-be There once was a leader-to-be, Whose ties caused a scandalous spree. “Collusion!” they cried, Yet she still turned the tide, Now she heads up the famed intel tree.
05.02.2025 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In the halls where the bureaucrats roam In the halls where the bureaucrats roam, Twenty thousand have chosen to roam. With a buyout in hand, They have left their command, Leaving desks in the government home.
04.02.2025 21:48 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Some fools made a choice in a flash Some fools made a choice in a flash, Which led to a market-wide crash. They tripped in their haste, Their money laid waste, Then stepped into dog shit—what trash!
03.02.2025 18:09 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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There once was a man in D.C. There once was a man in D.C., Who taxed goods from land and the sea. He spared China some strain, Said, “You’ll all feel the pain,” While his fortune kept him carefree!
02.02.2025 16:59 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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There once was a man named Musk, There once was a man named Musk, Whose power spread thick as dusk. He bought up the sky, the roads, oh my! Now laws bend to his every tusk. But hope still remains in the fight, A plumber will set…
01.02.2025 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There once was a man in a storm, There once was a man in a storm, Who should have shown kindness as norm. But he scoffed at D.E.I., Let good judgment fly, And strayed far from decent reform.
31.01.2025 19:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The phrase “It’s impossible to fear diversity and to enter the future at the same time” -Gene Roddenberry are posted over an orange Star Trek delta on a wall. A hand holds up a to-go coffee cup at the bottom of the photo since this was originally produced by a coffee company for a promotion

The phrase “It’s impossible to fear diversity and to enter the future at the same time” -Gene Roddenberry are posted over an orange Star Trek delta on a wall. A hand holds up a to-go coffee cup at the bottom of the photo since this was originally produced by a coffee company for a promotion

Regarding the attacks on “DEI”
at NASA especially..

23.01.2025 17:39 👍 2292 🔁 692 💬 26 📌 14
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In office just days, Trump’s begun, In office just days, Trump’s begun, Promised much, but delivered on none. From tariffs to walls, His agenda now stalls, Leaving many surprised and undone.
22.01.2025 18:11 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0