This shit got me feeling like
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This shit got me feeling like
I can’t believe I slept on this album for almost a year, holy shit. So good
I just saw someone say that statistically immigrants make the areas they reside in safer (which is true) and someone replied, “90 percent of all statistics are fake”…. I don’t even know what to do with this I’m just stun locked… how have we gotten so dumb
I have no master except the wind that blows free
You can’t shit your pants if you never wear pants
help
Need a hoe with a hairy toe
It’s so bizarre to me that Donald Glover is voicing Yoshi. Like no offense, he’s gonna do a perfectly good job, it’s just like… can’t you get basically anybody to do that voice?
I’m at the lobster tank in the grocery store just straight grabbing
It’s officially roguelike season. Hades 2, mewgenics, slay the spire 2. Damn I’m eating good
If there’s one thing I can bring to this organization it’s multiple half-hour poop breaks
america’s president giving the 2026 state of the union address tonight
Trump was asked about Iran and he said “the big one is coming soon”
Welp… time to consult the ancient texts
Physically I’m at work. Mentally I’m in Raccoon City
Oh Leon S Kennedy you’re so funny. Please marry me
Just expanded my mind to new realities
Dad says I gotta stop playing video games. If only he knew the joys of Leon Kennedy
Instead of progressive and conservative we should call them progressive and regressive. Feels much more fitting
I think my dog gets worn out walking up the steps
You guys know I’m actually a gnome right this isn’t a bit
Okay resident evil is great. About 8 hours in but I’ve died a lot so idk how far I actually am
Jim Carry is being held in a secret prison in Bangladesh we must free him
Just a bunch of people online claiming Jim Carry was killed and replaced by a clone
If you ever feel dumb just know there’s someone out there right now who is actively grieving Jim Carry because they think he’s been killed and replaced by a clone
How come in resident evil Leon didn’t just ask grok what to do about the zombies
Is it 5 yet I wanna play resident evil
Foresight: Detect an enemy’s foreskin within a 100 meter radius
Working from home means I get to listen to FNAF lore and theories all day. I’m truly blessed to be alive
I mean it was kind of that way with Biden too but at least he could talk about freezing student loans or whatever instead of just hating immigrants and trans people
