Gnomey BumbleCrunch

Lowkenuinely chudmaxing

This shit got me feeling like

I Love My Computer

I can’t believe I slept on this album for almost a year, holy shit. So good

I just saw someone say that statistically immigrants make the areas they reside in safer (which is true) and someone replied, “90 percent of all statistics are fake”…. I don’t even know what to do with this I’m just stun locked… how have we gotten so dumb

I have no master except the wind that blows free

You can’t shit your pants if you never wear pants

help

Need a hoe with a hairy toe

It’s so bizarre to me that Donald Glover is voicing Yoshi. Like no offense, he’s gonna do a perfectly good job, it’s just like… can’t you get basically anybody to do that voice?

I’m at the lobster tank in the grocery store just straight grabbing

It’s officially roguelike season. Hades 2, mewgenics, slay the spire 2. Damn I’m eating good

If there’s one thing I can bring to this organization it’s multiple half-hour poop breaks

america’s president giving the 2026 state of the union address tonight

Trump was asked about Iran and he said “the big one is coming soon”

Welp… time to consult the ancient texts

Physically I’m at work. Mentally I’m in Raccoon City

Oh Leon S Kennedy you’re so funny. Please marry me

Just expanded my mind to new realities

Dad says I gotta stop playing video games. If only he knew the joys of Leon Kennedy

Instead of progressive and conservative we should call them progressive and regressive. Feels much more fitting

I think my dog gets worn out walking up the steps

You guys know I’m actually a gnome right this isn’t a bit

Okay resident evil is great. About 8 hours in but I’ve died a lot so idk how far I actually am

Jim Carry is being held in a secret prison in Bangladesh we must free him

Just a bunch of people online claiming Jim Carry was killed and replaced by a clone

If you ever feel dumb just know there’s someone out there right now who is actively grieving Jim Carry because they think he’s been killed and replaced by a clone

How come in resident evil Leon didn’t just ask grok what to do about the zombies

Is it 5 yet I wanna play resident evil

Foresight: Detect an enemy’s foreskin within a 100 meter radius

Working from home means I get to listen to FNAF lore and theories all day. I’m truly blessed to be alive