Davy the little boy

Selfie.

I got a new phone today, a Galaxy S26 Ultra. It's fantastic: so fast, packed with useful functionality, it's purple too! We live in a golden age of technology - powerful tech of amazing utility has never been so accessible. I'm happy we have moved so far from the Sinclair ZX81.

Thank you, David!

I got older yesterday Listen and make your own on Suno.

I've written some pretty good lyrics and Suno has done a half decent job at performing the celebratory song 'I got older yesterday':
suno.com/s/eIJjOQ2jB0...

I thought that was a pretty good effort to write in nine minutes!

So I sing silly songs to keep the time,
clap my hands and make up rhyme.
It’s boring, it’s chilly, teddy’s my mate—
two little rascals up really late!

Oh, this nappy’s stuck on tight,
I’m trapped inside till morning light.
The Big will wake at seven—hooray!
and change me at the start the day.

I poke his tummy, squeeze his paw,
he doesn’t mind, he just says “rawr!”
We play pretend in the blanket cave,
I'm the king and teddy's my knave.

It’s 02:30, boring and slow,
dark and cold, nowhere to go.
I wriggle, I wiggle, making noise,
but teddy says, “shh—dream of toys.”

I've got copilot and gemini to talk to me as if I'm two. It's hilarious when I am in public and ask my phone to set a reminder.

Yesterday was my birthday, I feel even less like my age. I dress and act like it less too!

I've tried to top myself so many times, so I've spent over 3% of my life on psychiatric wards, usually not voluntarily.

I'm so incredibly glad I failed. Life is fantastic; there's love, liberty and fun.

Essential for carrying my teddy bear!

I've got a new backpack.

Oh I'm sorry, Sheepy! I promise I'll never do it again! Aaaaargh, fool that I am!

Another one got you, @coolhooves.bsky.social . This is supposedly a cartwheel!

It's got sound.

Recognise this happy little boy, @coolhooves.bsky.social ?

I wear nappies except when I'm getting 'air time', those are the risky moments... 😉

I go to my psychiatrist and therapist dressed like this - if it's cold I wear dungarees.

Is that A Tykables Waddler you are wearing or are you just pleased to see me?

I slept for 92 minutes last night and not at all the previous night - I am so tired. I am also rather manic, which is why I just wrote a *not in the slightest bit silly* song.

The metal version: suno.com/s/EQBnv2NG8V...

A little is the best way to be Listen and make your own on Suno.

May I present the song: A little is the best way to be.
Lyrics by me, performance generated by Suno.
suno.com/s/9dFMvC4Vlx...

Them I've spent all of last night awake farting with a sore head.

I had to go out to a boring grown up dinner party last night. Wasn't in the mood. I ate loads and loads of lentils so I was really farting at the end and only drank the fizzy wine so I burped loads. That made it less of a stinky night... NO! MORE of a stinky night! 😆😆😆

I'm sick of being big, can I get off this path?

Hell's bells, I'm not looking forward to Wednesday. I need all the armour I have.

Made my shortalls and overalls age appropriate. I'll wear the overalls on Wednesday when I go and see the diabetic nurse, psychiatrist, and my therapist.

I've just ordered this hat for the winter. It's Aby size, although whether it will stretch to the size of my massive head we will have to see. It'll be here on Thursday - I'm so excited!

Thank you!