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Cheers up glum one, You are now an Elder.
Assert that authoritie.

UK: The central heating oil I had delivered on Friday cost me £670, today Tuesday that oil would cost me £1323, very near double the price.

Please define the word "Profiteering" for me.

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Don't forget the reason for the illegal USA war with Israel against Iran.

When Brexit was slammed for being an act of pure prejudice, all the Brexiters howled about ‘sovereignty’ and ‘taking back control’.
Now, the very same people howl that we should just obey Trump and put our country in the firing line.
They lied about everything. All of it. Every single part.

I'm sure it's just a massive coincidence that they used all the same words, ideas and punctuation.

Every meal ordered should be suffixed with the words:
". . . and would you like a fried egg on it?".

"May your earholes turn to arseholes and shit on your shoulders".

Hmmm . . . . . . . . . Nice.

A fish rots from the head.

We have a poodle.
Poo is white and smells of lavender.
Will dance for pleasure.
Fur feels like a small lamb.
Can fuck a pets-at-home toy Capybara for a good 15 minutes.

Avoiding windows is good advice. Linux is fine.

Lot of Bull on newsnight

I consider myself warmed.

I hope mummy's little soldier took his favourite teddy bear with him.

It's almost like being fabulously rich doesn't make you happy or well adjusted. It's almost like it makes you sad and lonely. And leaves you forever casting about for scapegoats to offset your deep self-loathing. Thank you Jim Ratcliffe and Elon Musk for these important life lessons.

The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different People

Yes they should.

Shitty people do shitty things.

That sucks.

FALSE!

it was 1927.

2015

Half man
Half wit

Is it a puppy?

On the anniversary of the day Margaret Thatcher resigned, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.

It's his pedofilofax.

I don't think snakes have shoulders.

He looks like 10lb of shit in a 5lb bag.

Is he in a puddle of his own piss?

Feed me, Seymour!