National Security Counselors 🕵

Apple TV+. It's really good and she's really mad that it ended the season with a cliffhanger.

Only three weeks a month though; he's not a fan of the red dragon

Have you seen The Sisters Grimm?

Steven Universe is coming up fast in my prewatch list and AT and Amphibia are further down the list.

Plus when I mentioned that I was watching a new show for her and she asked what it was, this happened:

Me: It's called Gravity Falls.
Her: I KNOW GRAVITY FALLS EVERYONE KNOWS GRAVITY FALLS EVERYONE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT IT
Me: So you're interested
Her: <in between furious kicks from the back seat> YES

She's already been through The Owl House so between us this seems like the next logical step.

ain't that the truth

Yeah I finished it last night. The last four were something else.

There once were some assholes with small dicks
Who were scared folks might mock their small dicks
So they said, to a man
We should blow up Iran
Mostly on account of their small dicks

Hey, if they didn't want me to park in the middle of the interstate they would have done something about the traffic.

And I really wish they'd stop sending me letters in the mail asking for more information about my medical expenses for an accident that happened 2 years ago that they've already completely paid for and I've begged them to stop sending me shit about at least 10 times because it's a closed case.

They're the bad guys fighting the differently bad guys.

Oh yeah I love them but this email was just silly

yet

Yep

How very considerate of USAA to tell me "We've determined you're not at fault for the incident" after I filed a claim for an accident where my car was parked and unattended at the time of damage.

I would just love for some DOJ lawyer to try to argue that the "Department of War" doesn't exist because he thinks that's one weird trick to get the case dismissed.

You want to know how you can tell that Anthropic aren't the good guys here?

They literally named the "Department of War" as the defendant.

Even DOD concedes that it's just a "secondary" name and the real name is the Department of Defense.

Anthropic is still trying to stay on Trump's good side.

holy shit DOJ just threw this idiot under the bus

Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

End of Line

It's when you want to say cojones but are afraid Trump might think you're an immigrant and deport you.

That's why I talk to you it's like slumming it but for nerds

check your dms

holy shit do you need to meet my client

if you have small children and youtube you know exactly what this is referencing

Bob the Bird lands on the roof, e-i-e-i-o

ok i was on the fence before but this is truly the darkest timeline

Here’s How John Bolton’s Lawyer Just Threw Him Under the Bus If you can be prosecuted for keeping a classified document in your garage, you can be prosecuted for giving it to your lawyer.

I think he should keep his own house clean before he starts criticizing other lawyers.