Hegseth: "Some in the press can't stop. Allow me to make suggestions. People look at the TV and they see banners, 'Mideast War Intensifies.' What should it read instead? How about, 'Iran increasingly desperate.' More fake news from CNN. The sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better"
Lmao Miami sucks
Fuck ‘em up!
Ok?
American hero Matt Festa
It’s entirely possible I’m the one mis-reading your tweet but I think you might be misreading Will’s. He’s not providing personal advice for saving on gas. He’s advocating for Democrats to deliberately go out and “panic buy” to create a media spectacle to exploit.
I love that “stock markets have circuit breakers” is something that the Trump era has taught me.
Has Jaylen Brown ever missed a mid range?
Why would I pay for Goo Goo man accessories if I already brought them from home?
SNL fans when they remember the show is actually live and likes to occasionally take advantage of that.
I’m very charmed by Saturday Night Live Ryan Gosling.
Kyle Schwarber against a guy named Scrubb goes about how you would expect.
We’re not even through four innings so I’ll try not to be too furious yet but it’s clear the American players simply do not take this seriously and that’s embarrassing. The big time talent signing up for the team means nothing if they don’t actually SHOW UP.
I’m so sick of cowards.
What if they randomly lose in round one lol
I hate Miami University more than anything else in the world.
Javan Simmons is playing the game of his life against Miami right now
Hard disagree. 😭
Ok Aaron Judge really might will us to win this whole thing
Glad to hear I’m not the only one lol
I would bet my 401k that American troops will be on the ground in Iran by the end of the month. In fact, many people (presumed insiders) have done exactly that on Kalshi!
The nation of Japan is the best thing to ever happen to baseball.
If anyone's wondering when the "Trump era" will end, I just want to point out that The Boys series finale will air on May 20. Given how accidentally 1:1 the show's satire has been, I wouldn't be surprised if Trump just fades away like a Force Ghost on May 21. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNQb...
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Calculator revealing that 23 divided by 35 is 0.65714.
Uhhhh does “2/3rds of the Senate vote” round up? Because Colorado Dems could actually kick his ass out.
Flipped over to CBS for Wheel of Fortune just in time for Whisky Tony’s closing words: “…that’s why the president’s allies say he’s not starting a war in Iran, he’s finishing one.” *credits*
I need Chase DeLauter to stay healthy. I simply need it.
Nine-pitch first inning for Daniel Espino. Topped out at 98 mph.
