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Purveyor of Dismissed Cinema | PanCan Survivor | Author | Fat Lesbian Wife | Fangoria & /Film | Co-Host of This Ends at Prom Podcast | Mouthy Midwest Broad in L.A.

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An Instagram comment from “whalecancer6” that says “one look at this hambeast and you can instantly understand why she loves The Bride!”

An Instagram comment from “whalecancer6” that says “one look at this hambeast and you can instantly understand why she loves The Bride!”

New fave shitty nickname from a faceless troll just dropped.

11.03.2026 15:00 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Piggybacking off of an article about women’s anger and the way our industry doesn’t finance women filmmakers to make big swings or allow a runway to try and then judge our views on films as a barometer of our character instead of engaging with us to say “guess I’m an asshole” is certainly a choice.

11.03.2026 14:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel insane lol

11.03.2026 05:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone acting like we’re “beyond this,” meanwhile last year we had mad scientist-ass shit keeping Adriana Smith on life support to bring a baby to gestation. What feminist utopia do these people think we live in because I sure would love to see it!!!

11.03.2026 04:24 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Seeing people deriding The Bride! for being too heavy-handed in its feminist messaging on the same day The Hollywood Reporter releases an interview with Harvey Weinstein from prison is giving me whiplash.

11.03.2026 04:03 👍 255 🔁 53 💬 6 📌 2

Hey @thr.com fuck you and fuck your Harvey Weinstein interview. Who gives a FUCK what that piece of shit has to say about anything.

10.03.2026 20:43 👍 87 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 1

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 👍 13502 🔁 3087 💬 91 📌 237
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a man in a suit and tie with the words tommy want wingy written below him Alt: Chris Farley in a suit and tie with the words "Tommy want wingy" written below him
10.03.2026 21:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I, unfortunately, need it.

10.03.2026 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Bride! Was Never Going To Be A Box Office Smash – It Was Always Going To Be Your New Favorite Movie - SlashFilm Maggie Gyllenhaal's big swing directorial effort The Bride! was never going to be a box office success. It's something much more valuable.

The Bride! was always going to become a barometer film that people use to make judgment calls about someone, rather than actually engaging to learn why they feel the way they do. As such, I know that I should explain myself further, but... I would prefer not to.

www.slashfilm.com/2120179/the-...

10.03.2026 20:50 👍 86 🔁 20 💬 5 📌 8

“Why are all the products in the UK named things like Dr. Peppermint’s Bubblegum Experiment?” — @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social

10.03.2026 08:53 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The greatest gift insomnia has given me is being awake when new @eliotetc.bsky.social & @rickyftw.bsky.social vids drop.

10.03.2026 07:43 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

WELCOME TO THE TEAM, BUDDY.

10.03.2026 05:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I looooooooove that movie and have been trying to track down one of the prop frisbees for years.

10.03.2026 05:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
1) Girls wearing trash bags and makeup bandit masks in TIMES SQUARE
2) The Brain Attack scene in THE BRIDE! 
3) The Skunks in LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE FABULOUS STAINS.

1) Girls wearing trash bags and makeup bandit masks in TIMES SQUARE 2) The Brain Attack scene in THE BRIDE! 3) The Skunks in LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE FABULOUS STAINS.

If a movie features a scene where a woman disrupts the system and it inspires a bunch of other women to wear her makeup and rage in a similar fashion, it is a movie for me!

10.03.2026 05:21 👍 59 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
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a woman in a black tank top with red lips sits on a bed ALT: a woman in a black tank top with red lips sits on a bed

Decided it was time to open the schools and talk to the youth about Bound!

Joining me for this episode about the sexy cinematic masterpiece are @bjcolangelo.bsky.social and @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social (THEE Wives Colangelo of @thisendsatprom.bsky.social).

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

09.03.2026 13:29 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 3

Just @ me, Russ!!!

07.03.2026 20:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And when all these publications dissolve, Google will have nothing to scrape for new information.

Killing jobs and killing industries that will eventually lead to their own demise.

🫠

07.03.2026 17:48 👍 115 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 3
(Scary faces leer and reach for the camera in black and white)

MONSTROUS MUSINGS
The Giant Conspiracy Happening Against YOU
By Phil Nobile Jr.
I work with a pretty cool and diverse spectrum of employers, staffers and freelancers. Folks of different genders, sexuality, races, backgrounds. I think we're all pretty aligned ethically, morally, and where human rights are concerned, but when it comes to movies, opinions, and pop culture tastes and takes, we're all over the place.
And that's great. Sure, I will shake my head at a co-worker's opinion on a movie from time to time. We might even debate our differing positions. It's fun! But I'm becoming increasingly aware that this kind of civil, respectful coexistence is giving way to a troubling, growing line of thinking I see in the world - and, more and more, in horror: "If you disagree with me, something is up." It's not even "you're wrong"; it's
"you're only pretending to have a different opinion than mine, which is the correct opinion."

(Scary faces leer and reach for the camera in black and white) MONSTROUS MUSINGS The Giant Conspiracy Happening Against YOU By Phil Nobile Jr. I work with a pretty cool and diverse spectrum of employers, staffers and freelancers. Folks of different genders, sexuality, races, backgrounds. I think we're all pretty aligned ethically, morally, and where human rights are concerned, but when it comes to movies, opinions, and pop culture tastes and takes, we're all over the place. And that's great. Sure, I will shake my head at a co-worker's opinion on a movie from time to time. We might even debate our differing positions. It's fun! But I'm becoming increasingly aware that this kind of civil, respectful coexistence is giving way to a troubling, growing line of thinking I see in the world - and, more and more, in horror: "If you disagree with me, something is up." It's not even "you're wrong"; it's "you're only pretending to have a different opinion than mine, which is the correct opinion."

Today’s Terror Teletype: Thoughts about THE BRIDE!, thoughts about your thoughts about THE BRIDE!, and the weirdly right wing-coded trend of thinking everyone who disagrees with you is just pretending to disagree with you. manage.kmail-lists.com/subscription...

06.03.2026 15:51 👍 79 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 6

sometimes people ask critics "what is the worst thing you've seen recently" and they expect you to name something bonkers, but in most cases the real soul-suckers are the half-hearted mediocrities. i will always be more excited by a swing-for-the-fences misfire, even if i hate it

06.03.2026 20:37 👍 39 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1
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The Bride! Is The Perfect Companion Piece To Greta Gerwig's Barbie (Seriously) - SlashFilm Barbie and The Bride are equally misunderstood pop culture figures. It shouldn't surprise anyone that their films serve as companion pieces to each other.

The Bride of Frankenstein and Barbie are two of the most recognizable female characters in pop culture, and they're also two of the most understood. Unsurprisingly, their films directed by women at Warner Bros. serve as thematic companion pieces to each other.

www.slashfilm.com/2116978/the-...

06.03.2026 19:21 👍 63 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

A lot of so-called Scream fans didn't learn a damn thing from SCREAM 4.

Kirby supremacy.

06.03.2026 01:47 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0

You cannot call yourself a progressive/leftist journalist or an activist for marginalized voices while simultaneously publicly aligning yourself with a vocal, transphobic Trump supporter who worships Elon Musk.

05.03.2026 22:48 👍 76 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0

AEW needs to hire a backstage reporter named Kayla, STAT!!!

05.03.2026 06:49 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
BJ Colangelo taking a mirror selfie in a loud, multicolor rainbow button up with a black cupcake tulle dress over it.

BJ Colangelo taking a mirror selfie in a loud, multicolor rainbow button up with a black cupcake tulle dress over it.

Not enough people saw this fit so I’m making it everyone’s problem.

05.03.2026 04:55 👍 122 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

Maggie Gyllenhaal really looked at her husband and said, "I have a role for you in my new movie. You're going to represent all of the self-identifying well-meaning men who are actually do-nothing putzes who would be lost without women saving their ass" and I just think that's neat.

04.03.2026 22:21 👍 58 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

Hate seeing sexual violence depicted on screen and want nothing to do with it because it's super triggering? Correct.

Feel validating catharsis seeing it depicted on screen because it gives you an outlet to work through your feelings? Also Correct.

Somewhere in between? ALSO CORRECT!

04.03.2026 21:55 👍 66 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

Whenever a movie deals with themes of sexual violence, people start making broad generalizations about how survivors "should" or "do" respond to a film. How a survivor reacts to a film featuring SA is the correct response, and sometimes survivors have reactions that are diametrically opposed.

04.03.2026 21:55 👍 81 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 3
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‘Sinners’ Sets Record With Seven Dorian Film Awards Including Best Picture, Director & Screenplay 'Sinners' dominated the 2026 Dorian Film Awards with a record seven wins including Best Film and Director from the Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics:

Last night was the @dorianawards.bsky.social for GALECA: The Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics. I'm proud to be a voting member, especially when a film like SINNERS sets a new record and Ryan Coogler wins the Wilde Artist of the Year prize.

deadline.com/2026/03/dori...

04.03.2026 21:35 👍 32 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

Love to share a brain (attack) with someone as smart as @crazysexyghoul.bsky.social. Check out her review!!

04.03.2026 21:30 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0