🌶️Danger Tits🌵

Idk but I know she must have cashed the fuck out $$$$$$

A blond haired boy opening a golden ticket from willy wonka movie, looks excited Below a brick wall with "all oppressed people have a right to violence"

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈everyday of the week🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

My orange cat stretching out on my bed. He looks extra fluffy and thicc in the middle

A real thicc white horse from a cartoon

Why does my cat look like the horse from bugs bunny’s opera right now

“I’m one of them, so I can say it,” is the only role these people want to see marginalized people play.

That would fit the bill, but I like drugs way more. I feel like mushrooms would be the funniest addiction

I'm trying to be more responsible

Maybe, I kinda wanna go with cocaine just so I can pretend I'm in LA again

I'm thinking about getting addicted to something so I can trade in all my problems for just one problem

Catholic school makes atheists, so I'm very excited to see how Patriot class makes commies lol

It tastes like none of these things I'm positive

Lmao that's incredible. Happy birthday, @stangleskid.bsky.social !

Happy third birthday, Piglet! Piglet was purchased as a “teacup pig”, but his owners quickly realized he was growing much bigger and his care was more demanding than the breeders of these pig lead people to believe. This “teacup” birthday boy now weighs 125 lbs!

I live in the state of California, he's my governor, I voted for him in 2018, and he's the worst piece of trash imaginable.

He hates the trans community, he's criminalized being homeless in a state where hardworking people are one missed paycheck from the street. He had Bannon on his podcast

Running away to the Italian Alps. Going to ride a cow to work and eat cheese and wear a sweater so thick I can't put my arms down. Also wine, the cow and I both require that as well

This has always been the point of ai being absolutely crammed down our throats. It allows CEOs, policy makers, military officials and people at the top to deflect blame for anything decision they make.

I saw a group post this and have to say that it is amazing.

Mr Tits is sleeping downstairs because he doesn't feel good and the recliner is more comfortable than bed, and Lulu is not having it. She has been very concerned for him all night, and now the two of us sleeping alone is unacceptable. She's laying on his pillow staring at the door 😭

Life on cloud eight

Life on cloud eight

Dolly Parton has a bus. I'll slap the taste out of anyone's mouth that says she is more important than Dolly lol

Lol I love the after bath zoomies.
She's doing great! Had a name change to Lulu, she pretty much runs the house now. Somehow talked me into sleeping in my bed every night because I'm a sucker

Poor clean babies must suffer much

You're such a liar, ew

March 8th, International Women's Day

He is so lame. I can't talk about him too long or I might lose all my sexuality and have to live in the woods. Damn he sucks

Oh. Allergies. This is allergy eye😭

Just itched my eye so good it gave me that special kinda feeling and I just know somethings up. No eyegasam that nice comes without a price

Zillow post for a $400,000 house in Juneau from years ago. Most of the house has collapsed due to a flood.

Fixer-upper

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

I'm gonna kick his ass!

I have enough problems with the concept of time!