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mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

This last shot of Twin Peaks still haunts me

Hahahahaha

This is just cracking me up. Yeah chickens in your garden scratching around sucks, but idk. That's just nature? Nobody removed those squirrels that ate everything in our garden, or mice in the shed. I'd love some yard chickens. No bugs, fresh eggs. I miss my chicky girls

That's so cool!

Ron Cobb, near-forgotten genius political cartoonist.

He also did visual design of technology for the first Alien film and countless other scifi movies in the 70s/80s. Including the Weyland-Yutani Semiotic Standard - a visual language used for Nostromo signage.

Gang of chickens overrun ca neighborhood! Residents are furious officials won't pay to chase chickens, and rather spend limited dollars on real problems

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

Aww damn! I feel like I have seen one before, but I didn't know what it was. It feels like a flea market find, but I have no idea if old school flea markets are even still a thing

Ohhhh that's a fun project I wish I had time for

Nazis face melting off from raiders

I bet just asking him on a date would make his dick melt off from being emasculated like

Ha! I was born in peasant mode. That's why I love beans so much

Immediately combing estate sales to find one of these

This is a good idea actually.

I'm going to eat the most fatty beef!
Bet I can drink more wild turkey than you!
I can swallow all these gas station boner pills the fastest!

Then we just keep doing that till he overdoses on heroin or his heart gives out or something

A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!

y’all gonna stop laughing when you want a sweet treat and Marco Rubio pulls some warm jellybeans out of those big shoes

Pro tip, in a professional setting, especially when it's quiet, try turning the volume all the way down on your phone. Especially when this is a job interview and you want to impress people. Interviewing fucking sucks, don't make it harder on yourself

A woman old enough to know better is playing a game on her phone and it's SO damn loud I'm kind of shocked. Now a commercial is playing lmao oh my God

Me: welp, I finally hit rock bottom. I can’t get any lower than this
Life: *pulls lever that opens trapdoor on the floor*
Me: motherfucker

I'm sick of these delusional white liberals saying shit like, "This is not who we are." No, this is exactly who you are and what your country is.

Now? This is what the US has ALWAYS been. Trump is the quintessential embodiment of the US. You just don't want to admit that because your privilege and identity are wrapped up in the foundation of this terrorist state built on slavery and genocide.

Try lying to make your life easier. I'm dead serious, stop fighting pointless battles. How do I know when to lie, and who to? Simple. Is it any of their business? Lie. Are they going to want to argue? Lie. Is this someone you don't respect or like much? LIE ALL DAY AND NIGHT. Fuck em, I'm tired

Me lighting up Friday nights as soon as I get home

Praying to the Yellowstone gods to grace us with their fire shower 🙏

I really wish there were not so many of these assholes around

Ohhhhhh Kilauea popping off! Shooting lava 1000 feet into the air! They had to shut down the freeway, oooooomg. Volcanoes are so bad ass 🌋

I wonder how he feels about felons getting their right to vote back like they deserve?

Enlightenment is just realizing that no one actually knows what the fuck they’re doing.