Adam Smith needs revision
Fire Tim Cook
For they sow the wind
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“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”
-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥
Teapot Dumb
He can’t control his bowel movements
I’ve been making a concerted effort to wear my hearing aids again, but I must say that I find your world to be scary and loud
Ayatollah Khamenei is tossed from Moe’s, only to return somehow
Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness?
Do you think that it could?
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul
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They asked me, “What are you in for?”
And, I said “cycling.”
Then they all moved away from me on the bench
They’re using Ludd missiles for these
(They’re just Scud missiles they found in a surplus store)
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
Neither Apple nor Netflix are apparently able to discern the “next” chronological episode of a podcast lately
Raymond Turner
A white plate contains fries with melted mozzarella, turkey gray, and roast beef sliders with wasabi mayo and Swiss cheese on pretzel buns, a small bowl of au jus to the side
French fries with melted mozzarella and turkey gray, roast beef sliders with wasabi mayo and Swiss cheese on pretzel buns, a small bowl of au jus on the side
If Congress won’t do their job, don’t do yours.
A woman wears dark glasses indoors
Hello, this is Killian. Give me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division
No, no, hold that, Operator? Get me the President's agent.
It’s been a point of “confusion” throughout his life
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Right about where Trump likes ‘em
A word cloud might be insightful