Andy Richter

In the airport lounge, doing my pre-flight “edging”. It’s me drinking as much coffee as I can before I no longer have access to a nice bathroom

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

The Andy Richter Call-In Show is back this Wednesday, March 11th - and @tompapacomedy.bsky.social and I want to hear your COOKING DISASTER stories! Whether it was a nightmare restaurant shift or the worst meal ever - leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio.

Side view of a crane game, stuffed pillow with Cubs logo visible among toys

I was fine until I saw this Cubs novelty pillow among the claw machine prizes at a Milwaukee laundromat. Now feel like shit could fall apart any minute

It was the Godfrey, for those asking

Had a really lovely time in Detroit, and I love that when I checked out of my very nice hotel this afternoon, I was one of only four white people in the lobby; the other three were a jazz trio

Video proof this really happened!

In this economy?

One of the best parts of using a CPAP machine is never having to sleep in a tent again

Alysa Liu’s Olympic run came with terms. Her choreographer helps her express them Liu is the best U.S. hope for an Olympic medal in women's figure skating, which would be the country's first in the competition since 2006.

“When Liu, 20, decided to return to skating, she did so with conditions. She’d wear what she wants. Dance to the music she wants. Eat what she wants. Take breaks when she wants…. [Skating] would be the vehicle through which she displayed the real Alysa.”

she did it! her! way!!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

Something about being able to do a Donald Duck voice makes middle aged men think that every child they meet is dying for it to be inflicted on them

Gift store sign that says THIS GARAGE IS FOR DRINKING

From a store called Hush Now

Insta notification that Nutella liked my reel

Ok. Why?

Jon Daly and Andy posing in Sirius studio

Jon Daly (Fallout! Kroll Show!) joined me on the Andy Richter Call-In Show to hear your WEIRD PET STORIES! Give it a listen in the Three Questions with Andy Richter podcast feed now or in the SiriusXM app.
As always, you can tell us your favorite dinner party story at 855-266-2604

Just passed a Baskin Robbin’s that had a sign in the window that said “NO CASH KEPT IN STORE OVERNIGHT.” Please! Like I’d be breaking in for cash!

The real outrage I’m taking away from the Super Bowl is that if you have pants on, you’re not a streaker

I don’t know what film school is teaching “unnecessary-flashback-episode-late-in-the-series-order”, but I wish they’d stop

It’s almost Valentine’s Day - and on the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, we want to hear your YOUNG DUMB LOVE stories! Tell us about all the dumb stuff the young you did for love. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google form in my bio and we just might talk to you on the air.

My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay

The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo.

"The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday"

Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social

A tray of cheese enchiladas right out of the oven

My babies

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

Message Hi, Andy. This is from , and I just wanted to say I used to love listening to your show. I would catch every episode, but you make fun of white people quite a bit, and your justification is that white people have had it good for a while. Now I have a question for you. Do you think it's okay to make fun of any race? And if you want to be equal, if you want all the races to be equal, shouldn't we set an example to not make fun of any race? Your justification is pretty wild to me, and it's almost every episode. I just started listening to the Thomas Lennon one. I thought, okay, this one's going to be pretty good. And then you brought it up again. So you've lost a listener, and I'm sure you're losing other ones from that. You guys are a call-in show. Not sure why race comes up so much, and again, you're justifying making fun of white people because they've had it good. By the way, I'm not even white.

A message from one of the under-acknowledged “non-white supporters of whites”, also known as liars

On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, the very funny and I want to hear your WEIRD PET & ANIMAL stories! Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google form in my bio and we just might talk to you on the air.

A chest freezer with autumn tree camo covering

“What’s your stealthiest chest freezer?”

How the FBI Worked Out Epstein’s Sinister Web Newly released documents show just how much evidence prosecutors had in Florida before Epstein was handed a sweetheart deal.

They had Epstein dead to rights. Nearly 3 dozen victims. He shouldve been in jail for life.

They gave him a sweetheart deal that allowed him to keep raping girls while hopping in and out for prison for 13
months..

www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-fbi-...

If this is the same Peter Attia MD who was just revealed as one of Bari Weiss's big new additions to CBS News, he can just tell the stories about the "outrageous" life Jeffrey Epstein led on the Evening News.

Think of the ratings!

This Wednesday on the Andy Richter Call-In Show, I want to hear your BAD BREAKUP STORIES! I’ll be joined by the great Mae Martin. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. As always, Wild-Cards welcome.

Remember when federal agents shot that guy in the back? It was because of a completely unrelated thing had nothing to do with and wasn’t present for. Shame on you for being angry about it! bsky.app/profile/davi...