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useless eater, MOST LIKELY TO DEVOUR THE WORLD!! β€œa real treat” trust me, i’m a doctor. look on my works, ye mighty, and despairondeesnuts she/they β€’art β€’music β€’revolution (not a safe space for libs/children DNI)

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the US operation in Iran

12.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1033 πŸ” 238 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 16
Metallica Load album and its Jon drinking dog cum from that infamous comic

Metallica Load album and its Jon drinking dog cum from that infamous comic

Another from a friend

12.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 6918 πŸ” 1975 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 138

let’s start a band RIGHT NOW

12.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A reese's thin peanut butter cup sandwiched between two reese's oreo cookies.

A reese's thin peanut butter cup sandwiched between two reese's oreo cookies.

I cannot be stopped

12.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1

i’m glad you recognized that.

12.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im not making a demand. im asking a question.

12.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Novernor Gewsome

11.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

have you considered not telling other people what to do?

11.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Van Halen - Hot For Teacher (Official Music Video)
Van Halen - Hot For Teacher (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Van Halen

I firmly believe this is both the dumbest AND the best music video youtu.be/6M4_Ommfvv0?...

11.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 10
Sweet Dreams (Nestle) - Faith no More
Sweet Dreams (Nestle) - Faith no More YouTube video by tudopod

good morning
it’s groove time πŸͺ©πŸ“»

youtu.be/yfIuST1f6HA?...

11.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh man. we’re going to discuss billy corgan AND listen to the new quelle chris ep. mornings are up 327%!!! get in here gang!!!

11.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 πŸͺΆ

09.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2739 πŸ” 992 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 79

wooohoooo

11.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone talking about the Strait of Hormuz when you should actually be going straight to More News.

09.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 466 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

logging on

10.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Save a word:

OH BONDAGE! UP YOURS!

RIP Poly Styrene

10.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Frame it.

10.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Posting on Bluesky is very Christian in that Jesus was also surrounded by prositutes, the poor and the mentally ill

10.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 718 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 12

jimmy. jimmy. jimmy. incredible. no notes.

10.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Not so grieving widow Erika Kirk’s puffed out injection face next to a tawny frogmouth with striking similarity

Not so grieving widow Erika Kirk’s puffed out injection face next to a tawny frogmouth with striking similarity

Erika Kirk

10.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lauren Sanchez’s mangled face next to a tawny frogmouth that looks like her

Lauren Sanchez’s mangled face next to a tawny frogmouth that looks like her

A comparison of mar-a-logo faces with tawny frogmouth faces, a thread.

Lauren Sanchez, wife of Jeff Bezos

10.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
Ethan Levins @ethanlevinsz
X.com
β€’ Benjamin Netanyahu has not been seen in public for 10 days.
Every video address has been underground and pre-recorded.

Ethan Levins @ethanlevinsz X.com β€’ Benjamin Netanyahu has not been seen in public for 10 days. Every video address has been underground and pre-recorded.

Scratch a racist, genocidal bully & a coward bleeds.

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

youtu.be/Dx-CE1t8T6k?...

10.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES! THIS!

Sure, there are some folks who do go from bike to e-bike (or own both), but for many people an e-bike is the alternative to a car. We need to celebrate this; not deride them as lazy.

10.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
bennett
@ImagineAGuy
guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

bennett @ImagineAGuy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

10.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tumblr user charlottan: that canary stopped making noise but it's so dark I'm here I can't find it to make sure it's OK can someone light a match so I can look.

Tumblr user charlottan: that canary stopped making noise but it's so dark I'm here I can't find it to make sure it's OK can someone light a match so I can look.

Democrats in 2026

14.09.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

ah ha!!! this makes much more sense

10.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of four lichens growing flat on grey rock. A yellow lichen is growing in a diagonal line across the photo. A dark grey oval lichen is growing along the yellow line as is a larger, round, off white lichen. A small amount of brown lichen is at the right side end of the line of yellow lichen.

Photo of four lichens growing flat on grey rock. A yellow lichen is growing in a diagonal line across the photo. A dark grey oval lichen is growing along the yellow line as is a larger, round, off white lichen. A small amount of brown lichen is at the right side end of the line of yellow lichen.

Crustose lichen mix: Candelariella (yellow), Rhizocarpon (dark grey) Dimelaena (off white) and Acarospora (brown). Photo covers about 6cm, left to right. NWT, Canada. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends

09.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 419 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3
two grey tabby kittens sleeping

two grey tabby kittens sleeping

28.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1