farty supreme

twentieth century schism re: 'do book reports count as reviews' pooches the whole thing because of bad actors grifting the system for personal pan pizzas

i thought that, too, but the problem is on the last couple of dungeons there are puzzles where you absolutely need one or the other so you gotta bring both or backtrack for like an hour

Q: Are you tired of the comparisons between The New Monkees and the original Monkees?

Of course I am! Who isn't?! What kind of question is this, even?!

when we have hurricanes here (south fl) and all of the traffic lights go out, they all technically default to a four-way stop.. but no one here knows that, and even if they did, they don't understand how a four-way stop works, and it is hell

we do know his name: it's beam, jim beam

"uh huh and the knowledge crystals?" aquarium gravel!

it's just a little bag of peanuts, and that's why that guy who dates high schoolers won't stop talking about it

Why, Clarice? We clearly had leftover chicken fingers and it was in a resealable cup. You're leaving money on the table, Clarice! I'm not using ketchup, Clarice!

if you fill a wine glass half with merlot and half with hypnotiq, your third eye opens and projects the film directly into your pineal gland.. this is a kind of spirit quest and it's important

It's that time again, and you already know I hope you left one of those little drums out above your fireplace for Mr Miyagi last night!

folks, we did it: they made walkin-around hot dogs. they made nathans hot dogs that you can stick on your pocket and forget about all day and then eat it on the bus ride home like a lunatic. it's a portable hot dog, fellas!

There was zero information about his position on LITERALLY ANYTHING! Nothing! Just "hey.. if you see me on the ballot.. do your thing." I get that this is an entirely separate ballgame from the issue at hand, but it's just fuckin the whole thing right now. No issues, no positions, just vibes I guess

It's extremely funny you mention this, because yesterday we got a campaign flyer in the mail for a city commission race, and it was titled "voter's guide" and the whole-ass mailer was just a picture of the guy's name on the ballot, and the the bubble next to it was penciled in. That's it!

Counterpoint: no you don't, it already rules

the problem here is that the boomers absolutely have to spray the hair poison because they got cocky and didn't spend the 1980s eating milkweed to make them unpalatable to predators today

be careful: gilligan thought it'd only be three hours, too

the ancient lore

hey.. that "tool" has a name (mr. lenny belvedere)

if i remember my belvedere lore correctly he also passed out from the pain lmao

skittle skattle

idk about the other one but johnny depp was filming a cologne commercial in darfur and stepped on a landmine and was blown into a mist of flesh and bracelets (happened same week as catherine o'hara so didn't get a lot of play in the paper)

uh.. he sucks, is what!!

rip big homie

i get so mad and extremely pe*d off when someone says "let's not reinvent the wheel!" the wheel is extremely easy to invent! a baby could invent a wheel! just reinvent the wheel you sniveling cowards!

<steps up to microphone and causes deafening feedback>

dudunsparce's extra segment is the missing member of maushold family of three

BROWT GANG

finally! now that these tariffs have been declared illegal and removed, i can get my seventy-five pallets of "GUAC TUAH PUT SOME CHIPS IN THAT THING" t-shirts out of customs just in time to strike while the iron is hot!!

ONCE AGAIN i have dressed too quickly and left the house with my pants on backwards and started a worldwide hip hop fashion craze!! tgif!!!