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Not the musician. Not representing my employer. Likes: cranberries. Dislikes: Work Safe Bob. he/him

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Saw him last year; he was real good, you’ll have a great time

06.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IHOP/Applebee’s opening here March 17 where Chili’s used to be on Vic East

05.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we have one of those opening here like next week

05.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

27.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 4359 πŸ” 890 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0
A sleeping (?) black cat on a lap

A sleeping (?) black cat on a lap

23.02.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kevin O’Leary credits acting chops to years of convincing people he wasn’t driving the boat LOS ANGELES, CA - Responding to widespread praise for his performance in the new film Marty Supreme, businessman and television personality Kevin O’Leary revealed that what critics are calling β€œsurpri...

Kevin O’Leary credits acting chops to years of convincing people he wasn’t driving the boat

21.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 813 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 28

I’m convinced that everything posted there by Shounak Chakrabarti is 100% AI slop

21.02.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When Back to the Future 2 ended on a cliffhanger, 13-year-old me was so mad he vowed to never watch BTTF3. Still haven’t.

21.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry to hear this. Losing a pet is so hard. I hope you’re doing okay.

21.02.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cookie monster is sitting in a chair with a sesame street logo in the background Alt: Alastair Cookie
18.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was torn on whether to cook the weiner or not but ultimately decided that would give it the best chance of success. I wrote about it here: actuallynever.com/2025/10/09/e...

18.02.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve done it. It was actually pretty decent. Twinkie needed to be bigger tho

18.02.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is important work.

17.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lord PALMERSTON

17.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

08.03.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 18867 πŸ” 4611 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 153

Never a better time for reflection than when you get something wrong (share a fake article, etc) and catch yourself doubling down ("actually the fact that I fell for it means...")

That impulse is 99% of what we're fighting right now and if you can't acknowledge/overcome it in yourself you're fucked

15.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tickled to check a book about R.E.M. out from the library only to find a prior reader wrote a post-it note cheat sheet for who was who in the band. "-eyebrows"

15.02.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

there was cream inside my Cube!! i enjoyed eating it all.

please RT if you've ever enjoyed an edible flavoured cube

13.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 10
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THIS IS A COMP ABOUT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING : The Sticker Lady : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive HELLO AND THANK YOU FOR DOWNLOADINGTHIS IS A COMP ABOUT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLINGThis comp features live performances of the entirety of the Mountain Goats’...

THIS IS A COMP ABOUT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING is a comp of live performances of Beat the Champ along with the associated b-sides. and because my aim in making these is to show others what it's like to see tMG live, this means you also get to hear a lot about wrestling, too

archive.org/details/this...

11.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me on the discover tab in the early days of Bluesky

10.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting this solely on the off chance someone who doesn’t follow wrestling sees it

07.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are blasting Christian worship music in this Fuddruckers

06.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half

20.09.2025 03:51 πŸ‘ 1222 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 12
A comic in black/white/blue.
Lucy rolls her bike through an alley, by a crew building a fence.
Narration: My neighbors hired a crew to rebuild their fence.
Crew member: "Do you need us to move our stuff out of the way?"
Lucy: "Oh! No, you're all good, thanks!"
Lucy: "Have a good one!"
Crew member: "You, too!"

A comic in black/white/blue. Lucy rolls her bike through an alley, by a crew building a fence. Narration: My neighbors hired a crew to rebuild their fence. Crew member: "Do you need us to move our stuff out of the way?" Lucy: "Oh! No, you're all good, thanks!" Lucy: "Have a good one!" Crew member: "You, too!"

Narration: I was teaching when my phone started lighting up with alerts from the rapid response network and neighbor chat.
Lucy's back is to us as she shows a group of enthusiastic children something on a notebook. Behind her, her phone in her bag is buzzing.

Narration: By the time the lesson was over, they were already gone.
Lucy is reading messages on her phone.
Messages: 
Alert: black SUV
Sighting: be on alert for...
Confirmed abductionL alley between ----- and ----. SUV plates...
We tried to get them inside, but it was too...
...Contacting an I.R. lawyer. Heading to Broadview later today.

Narration: I was teaching when my phone started lighting up with alerts from the rapid response network and neighbor chat. Lucy's back is to us as she shows a group of enthusiastic children something on a notebook. Behind her, her phone in her bag is buzzing. Narration: By the time the lesson was over, they were already gone. Lucy is reading messages on her phone. Messages: Alert: black SUV Sighting: be on alert for... Confirmed abductionL alley between ----- and ----. SUV plates... We tried to get them inside, but it was too... ...Contacting an I.R. lawyer. Heading to Broadview later today.

Lucy is riding her bike home.
Narration: On the ride home, I kept thinking "If I'd been there, could I have warned them? Would my ICIRR* training have helped?"
*Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights. Get trained and know your rights at ICIRR.org.

Narration: I'd taken the training after Halloween, when the violent ICE raids had locked down our schools and driven our neighbors indoors.

(Image of a halloween bucket in the shape of a jack-o-lantern)

Narration: Halloween is fun here-- The community filling the streets and opening our doors to one another. But this year's was tense, frightened and subdued. Haunted.

Lucy is riding her bike home. Narration: On the ride home, I kept thinking "If I'd been there, could I have warned them? Would my ICIRR* training have helped?" *Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights. Get trained and know your rights at ICIRR.org. Narration: I'd taken the training after Halloween, when the violent ICE raids had locked down our schools and driven our neighbors indoors. (Image of a halloween bucket in the shape of a jack-o-lantern) Narration: Halloween is fun here-- The community filling the streets and opening our doors to one another. But this year's was tense, frightened and subdued. Haunted.

Lucy is standing in the alley, staring at the newly built fence.
Narration: When I got home, it was all done. The other two guys who had gotten inside in time stayed and finished the build.

The new fence is superimposed with the brief exchange from earlier in the comic ("Have a good one" You, too")
Narration: I see it every day and think about how those guys built this in the spot where strangers in masks took their friend.

Narration: How many other places in our communities are similarly haunted?
(Drawings of sidewalks, buildings, streets and windows)

Lucy is standing in the alley, staring at the newly built fence. Narration: When I got home, it was all done. The other two guys who had gotten inside in time stayed and finished the build. The new fence is superimposed with the brief exchange from earlier in the comic ("Have a good one" You, too") Narration: I see it every day and think about how those guys built this in the spot where strangers in masks took their friend. Narration: How many other places in our communities are similarly haunted? (Drawings of sidewalks, buildings, streets and windows)

"Haunted"
#IceOut #IceOutComics

05.02.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1501 πŸ” 749 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7
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JUSTIFIED β€œFUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

05.02.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 10065 πŸ” 2698 πŸ’¬ 182 πŸ“Œ 657
person very clearly struggling in a tetris-like game asking a chatroom "are you not supposed to match the colors? wtf is going on here" with a screenshot where they are trying to match the colors by putting all the like tetriminos together

person very clearly struggling in a tetris-like game asking a chatroom "are you not supposed to match the colors? wtf is going on here" with a screenshot where they are trying to match the colors by putting all the like tetriminos together

good reminder that there is always a first time someone encounters something in their life and when it happens it is not about personal intelligence or ability but just access, pure happenstance, and the entropy of the universe

02.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1669 πŸ” 574 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 20

Pretty sure they’re all in NXT

02.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everybody get hyped what this means is all the days of february will be completely erased once we reach the 28th day meaning nothing anyone does for the next 4 weeks matters in any way let's make this count people

+adding alt

01.02.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
and now that i can say this with mY full chest, ice and that entire administration.

and now that i can say this with mY full chest, ice and that entire administration.

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

01.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 9729 πŸ” 2437 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 150
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