Deacon Blues Clues

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a green heron points to the ski excitedly while a space shuttle flies away. The heron says, “the humans are all leaving! Panel 2: the heron continues, “we can finally enjoy the unaltered beauty of the earth!” Panel 3: the heron stands smiling. Behind it a group of beavers wearing hard hats and safety gear are building a giant log structure. Two of them are looking at a blueprint, another in the back is using a chainsaw.

61 years ago this month:

Pentagon sends Marine Expeditionary Unit to Middle East. -WSJ

The elementary school crossing guards broke into a spontaneous “Ewwww!!” when a Cybertruck drove by. It’s so over. For Elon, but also for me, as they followed up their assertion that it’s a “Car for old men” with a quickly-blurted “No offense.”

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Coming up with a post-hoc theory section when your results are weird:

Us too.

it's woke to win wars and live afterwards like the Athenians. We need to all die with 100% casualties like the based Spartans

If dems don’t break up the maga media conglomerates as soon as they can they have no sense of self preservation bsky.app/profile/atru...

We have had too many cool villains. We need more villains that are unpleasant ugly losers. We need to have musicals where the protagonist gets villain songs

a 2028 campaign ad where the average american voter is represented as the guy from memento but all the tattoos are like “every republican president destroys the economy and starts a war in the middle east“ or “trump was president during covid”

Imagining this image in a elementary school history book on this time period

I have discerned the form of the enemy stand, [PHISH]

No joke, I think this might be one of the most important roles for tech-savvy Millennials/Gen Xers.

We caught a glimpse of an amazing world, one that was almost entirely free of corporate or political influence because the suits hadn’t caught on yet. We could talk with ANYONE in an age of landlines

jesus christ arrows should be fucking illegal

calling it now. we're officially in bane posting conditions.

Ms Rachel talking to Deiver Henao, a 9yo in an immigration detention center

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What a world

My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

Requiem

Like it's just such a distinct visual, it hits

It's a sick forum pfp. Shit, you could probably sell a little patch or sticker of him. I bet someone could get it tattooed

oh no the thing that has happened to every single world power in every single major conflict since the advent of modern artillery is happening again

Or a clearly very dying pf old age congressman swearing up and down he's actually 60 due to a typographic error like a middle aged person trying to get carded at the liquor store to feel young

Future scandal where guy in charge of census numbers is making shit up so senator venerable lich can serve another term

Idea: mandatory retirement age for Congress equivalent to the average U.S. life expectancy (79) so they actually care about improving it.

Qatar helium shutdown puts chip supply chain on a two-week clock — SK hynix forced to diversify after 30% of global supply removed from the market No restart in sight.

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is this the same SK Hynix that is a huge chunk of the South Korean economy

I kept trying to figure out what midwestern groceries had to do with this