rowan sexamungus

do you think the french understand the rizzler

me: man i could use a smoke, wonder what brand to try

crystal ball with the soul of an indian king trapped inside: im fond of camels

i feel like jim norton would be happy trapped in an orb for all eternity

they gave me ten million dollars on shark tank because i told them id reinvent the wheel as a subscription service

wizard gave me my soul back but i have to promise to be responsible with it this time

withered ringo in the fifth beatle at freddys

withered ringo in five nights at the beatled

the fifth beatle was actually golden ringo but he killed a child and they had to put him out of commission

something is wrong with these ups and downs

sometimes u be wearing bugs you didnt even feel

they cant use torture on people now cause they can just practice CBT to find ways to make the torture enjoyable

A sandwich that forgives you for everything

is chris chan in the epstein logs

you can only quiet the noise so much before it all goes gray

sometimes streaks of yellow, blue, fuchsia, appear through brush strokes, you savor these, they are guidance, fleeting fairies

you do enough, it all turns brown as pigments , even carefully, become acquainted

they gotta invent a relief that isnt temporary

tinfoil makes a great hat but it was ruined by conspiracy theorists in cartoons

big stick of dynamite disguised as a beautiful woman

okay i didnt quite mean shit like that

mostly old people and children im working up my confidence

theyre not even thoughts theyre like fairies that flicker in the gaps of my memory

investing in this thing called "books" i think theyre really gonna take off

emptying my thoughts here like im squeezing the shit out of my bladder to not miss my next meeting

feels cold all the time the ai told me to light myslef on fire i guess ill ask Reddit?

the dread is like a companion that leaves when the sun comes up,

accidentally told the psychiatrist im addicted to my phone and they wont prescribe me anything above a damn multivitamin

i only kill other people as practice for when i do it to myself . i dont wanna fuck it up okay im a perfectionist

hear ye hear ye

how this make you feel white boy