max kin (regular)

Only one person can save us

love languages are fake and protestant bullshit, however doing the scawy parts your weenie ass spouse can’t handle might be a real one

i get to the basement chapter in requiem and have to pump myself up to do anything like i’m getting ready to hit a deadlift pr. i’m shaking my hands out and jumping up and down and dry scooping magnesium to calm down

tom llamas is a sims name for a sims nation. we are the least real place

illustration inspired by Mary Shelley's novel "Frankenstein" showing the creature standing beside a tree on a hilltop.

"It was the wretch, the filthy daemon, to whom I had given life."

Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" was published on this day in 1818 🫀

everything this man does

thought about fabien bloodlines

Isaac @isaacturnersong • 9h *scrolling through timeline" Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission.

Quick and dirty edit of the original image cutting out RFK Jr and composting him on an image of the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

yuri btw

Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d Who'd win in a fight :

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

person off-screen asks, "Male or female?" genderless dragon lifts up skirt and says, "None! Suck my nothing, fucker!"

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

in-n-out

the "extraction shooter" genre, or as i like to call it:

45 minutes??????? 🫩

reguiem

i have to beat resi9 first but god the urge to be a cunty little cyborg with a big gun and also durandal marathon is there

soothing my now constant inner voice telling me to buy marathon by telling it we have marathon at home

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

iran could get critical online support for this if, instead of deploying mines, they simply deployed One Big Boat, which then got stuck

I saw a group post this and have to say that it is amazing.

why aren’t today’s children eating dandelions out of the yard? i don’t know olga, maybe they’re just cutting out the middle plant and drinking roundup straight from the jug

a vagina is sometimes called a "beaver" because of the profound way in which it alters its ecosystem

Here, hear it from the man himself.