clayton

curtains for zoosha?

do you use Azure, GCP, AWS, or Fight Cloud?

up there with Michelle branch among my favorite “everywhere”s

if I send you the landslide emoji it means I am drunk on Sauvignon blanc and listening to Fleetwood Mac

the headless horseman

yes

the guys call me “MacBook Neo Availability”

ichabod crane:

send me the sniffies event link I’m omw

Theyatollah

thank goodness we’re finally rid of connecticut

He doesn’t have the vernacular he thinks he possesses

Pretty much I would let Donald know that he is a fat cunt, and, um, the shoes that he gave me were not something that I would particularly buy for myself. They were old maiden type of shoes.

drag duo hosting a brunch inside an unfinished chipotle: romaine & carnitas

oomoomf

yyes

one of oomf will betray me

would you make an exception for mint chocolate chip?

everyone on Instagram sharing an obvious AI slop video just because it’s a knockdown center ketamine joke I think we’re in actual hell

Dela Maggie Smith citrus

clayton @dfwclayton X.com The year is 2027. After the tragic death of Lady Camden in a tea kettle explosion, RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14 is down to 5 finalists. 21:35 • 3/11/22

relevant to this season, too

Two piece swimsuit and a biscuit

I’ve heard of Lower Wacker. And (DuSable) Lake Shore Drive

All 3 of them!

That’s Chicago

Did anyone actually get the $92 tickets or were those the magical disappearing ones

I know 😩

take the IRT

My prescription for fixing these men:
- 90 day internet detox, cold turkey
- recurring supply of weed and probably Vyvanse
- assure them it's okay to bounce on their boys' meat without shame

who’s a good boy?