Rotten Tomatoes page for Melania, with 11% from critics and 99% from, uh, audiences
Yβall wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
Thereβs only Danny Elfman now. π
Amanda Seyfried was robbed.
The couch was probably so relieved to get a day off.
The three most-senior cardinals leading U.S. archdioceses issued the rebuke in a joint statement on Monday, saying recent policies have thrown America's "morale role in confronting evil" into question. n.pr/4bNfjrc
I know it was tough year for you, but you ate!
What the Stranger Things finale really gave us is definitive proof that a lot of you really need to put your phones down and pay attention to dialogue and narrative foreshadowing, Jesus Christ almighty. It was all spelled out.
Never forget this: The GOPβs nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.
The thing about cake decoration no one ever talks about is that dark colors in frosting have to βdevelopβ through time and heating/cooling and Christ is it a pain in the ass.
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
Insane question I know, butβ
People who have lost a good amount of weight, did you have random pain where bone joints are a lot more prominent? Is it because joint problems run and my family and those areas are less insulated now? I feel like I was in a minor car accident like all the time.
Hit my 2025 reading goal with thirty-nine days to spare! π
Falling in love with RFK Jr is like living a life where you fall in love with Michael Shannonβs evil character in the Shape of Water instead of the sexy fishman
Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.
We just want Half-Life 3.
And when you tell them theyβre actively contributing to it every time they open ChatGPT, they roll their eyes. It makes me feel like Iβm crazy.
Nobody who uses A.I. cares about climate change, itβs such a bummer.
Pizzagate: If you replace the word βhot dogβ with βlittle boyβ and βpizza partyβ with βchild sex orgy,β you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
A tweet from J.J. Abbott (@jjabbott) says: βNarrator: He did not fight.β It quotes a 2022 tweet from John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) that reads: βHealth care is a basic, fundamental human right. I will fight for health care like the health care that saved my life. #PASenateDebate.β
In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
Okay I guess I can finally feel safe to take the AC unit out of the window.
this is literally never not accurate
King
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...
βwhatever club heβs invited to join has been devalued by the invitationβ
Jeanne Shaheen and Maggie Hassan make me ashamed to be from New Hampshire.
mamdani's other victory is making so many overpaid Dem consultants look clueless
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028