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Proof that I am alive (a 6 bar loop I dashed off quickly (it's a cover (of Major Organ and the Adding Machine's "Life Form (Transmission Received)" (which is the source of the lyrics in my profile pic))))
Doing the lord’s work
Making progress on everything except what needs to get done
The guy from three dog night did christianity slightly wrong and went to oklahoma
I had to left join so many tables in my first couple years I couldn't help but get better. But pivoting makes me want to die
They should have called it One Battle After Many Another to make the acronym cooler 😎
No I said I was an auteur. Where are you going
saying the kind of word that creates a whole universe. but saying it over here, where it doesn’t do that
Let’s get this place HUMID!
🤓 vitamin d?
The trees are really sneezing today
Btw if anyone wants to help me, I need people to fill out this survey about Wikipedia!
forms.gle/xvuub48jmuDJ...
They’re doing this to me tomorrow
I’m nodding
I thought the movie was a fun romp, but. These people should be arrested
Nw nirvanna the band the show (the viceland series)
I can’t believe the meaning of life is bullshitting with your friends. I really thought there’d be more to it than that
Likely place for it
The YT algorithm has recommended me a video that’s like “I fixed green screens” alongside a reaction video that’s like “did that guy REALLY fix green screens??” and if I’m being honest I kinda hope they both die
reposting The Hits before nuking twitter
"i just dont think ppl like when i post absurd bullshit"
okay but i like when you post absurd bullshit and i have better taste than anyone you know, so,
GOD DA MN IT, YOU’V E GOT TO BE KIND
We need a better word than “aural”. I’m not eating out my headphones
It does begin to feel insane that millennials are getting old, but there’s still only like three of us in government
Interesting.
Buying bagels and then remembering I don’t own a toaster
If I don’t have my little treats, I’ll fucking die
I always notice when it’s the First Girl I Made Things Weird With’s birthday, and I never know how to feel about that. I think I’ve settled on “huh.”
Lieutenant Dick Snuggles, reporting for duty