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US Navy Veteran nuclear engineer, exercise physiologist, Trump ballroom derangement syndrome expert.

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Well, he is the foremost expert on the appropriate time to announce the start of fascism.

14.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I must’ve hurt his feelings. He blocked me.

14.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Until itβ€˜s time for it to go to a trampoline park upstate.

14.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or there are quicker ways to off yourself.

14.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Them’s good eatin’

14.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Truth

14.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tjeerd Royaards, Trouw

14.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Republicans will tell us this is fine. β€œ(Unnamed) democrats did this all the time.”

14.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is where Tom Nichols weighs in β€œNot according to me!”

14.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And then he let Trump strap on something and the rest speaks for itself.

14.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, not a ”war.” It was an excursion.

14.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you not on Meidas anymore?

14.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gee, I wonder why?

14.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t ask.

14.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep saying…

14.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump Yesterday: We won!

Trump Today: SEND HELP!

14.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we are all overlooking the biggest news here: Johnny Carson is ALIVE!

14.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Irony)

14.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Were the lyrics β€œIt’s not rape if they don’t remember” included?

14.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAttack!” screamed Raccoon.

Then a hoard of raccoons pounced on Toad, tying his legs together over a spit.

β€œAny last words, Toad?” asked Raccoon.

14.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And CBS was first to bend the knee.

14.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSir! The Strait of Hormuz is mined!”

β€œNot it’s not! It’s mined!”

14.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now he’s an excursions expert.

14.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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HOW ARE YOU WITH MINES?

14.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

It doubles as a toilet.

14.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

National Park passes with his photo on them.
A golden visa with his name on it.

14.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First guess: Is it stupidity?

14.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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David Ellison: Got it.

14.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope.

14.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Those aircraft carriers

14.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0