Well, he is the foremost expert on the appropriate time to announce the start of fascism.
Well, he is the foremost expert on the appropriate time to announce the start of fascism.
I mustβve hurt his feelings. He blocked me.
Until itβs time for it to go to a trampoline park upstate.
Or there are quicker ways to off yourself.
Themβs good eatinβ
Truth
Tjeerd Royaards, Trouw
Republicans will tell us this is fine. β(Unnamed) democrats did this all the time.β
This is where Tom Nichols weighs in βNot according to me!β
And then he let Trump strap on something and the rest speaks for itself.
Wait, not a βwar.β It was an excursion.
Are you not on Meidas anymore?
Gee, I wonder why?
Didnβt ask.
I keep sayingβ¦
Trump Yesterday: We won!
Trump Today: SEND HELP!
I think we are all overlooking the biggest news here: Johnny Carson is ALIVE!
(Irony)
Were the lyrics βItβs not rape if they donβt rememberβ included?
βAttack!β screamed Raccoon.
Then a hoard of raccoons pounced on Toad, tying his legs together over a spit.
βAny last words, Toad?β asked Raccoon.
And CBS was first to bend the knee.
βSir! The Strait of Hormuz is mined!β
βNot itβs not! Itβs mined!β
Now heβs an excursions expert.
HOW ARE YOU WITH MINES?
It doubles as a toilet.
National Park passes with his photo on them.
A golden visa with his name on it.
First guess: Is it stupidity?
David Ellison: Got it.
Nope.