Blobert v3.0

can we just go ahead and make him president?

America, the stupid.

Laura Loomer confronted on anti-Indian posts during New Delhi trip The right-wing conspiracy theorist, who is close to President Donald Trump, said in 2024 that the White House would ‘smell like curry’ if then-Vice President Kamala Harris became president

American journalists, grow a spine.
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Three words: Law fucking suit.

How come there’s more guts in other countries?

You know the countries. Very big countries. Very strong countries.

Hitler: England bombed us. How DARE they!

Wait. They shut down… you know what? Never mind.

Well, he is the foremost expert on the appropriate time to announce the start of fascism.

I must’ve hurt his feelings. He blocked me.

Until it‘s time for it to go to a trampoline park upstate.

Or there are quicker ways to off yourself.

Them’s good eatin’

Truth

Tjeerd Royaards, Trouw

Republicans will tell us this is fine. “(Unnamed) democrats did this all the time.”

This is where Tom Nichols weighs in “Not according to me!”

And then he let Trump strap on something and the rest speaks for itself.

Wait, not a ”war.” It was an excursion.

Are you not on Meidas anymore?

Gee, I wonder why?

Didn’t ask.

I keep saying…

Trump Yesterday: We won!

Trump Today: SEND HELP!

I think we are all overlooking the biggest news here: Johnny Carson is ALIVE!

(Irony)

Were the lyrics “It’s not rape if they don’t remember” included?

“Attack!” screamed Raccoon.

Then a hoard of raccoons pounced on Toad, tying his legs together over a spit.

“Any last words, Toad?” asked Raccoon.

And CBS was first to bend the knee.

“Sir! The Strait of Hormuz is mined!”

“Not it’s not! It’s mined!”