Calvin Kasulke

sending our best men to examine this

does it have the clapping or no

waste of money to do a demographic census in NYC when you can just collect a block-by-block record of what songs the ice cream trucks play and extrapolate from there

this is 100% what happened. check your photos. we are there and we have made them unwholesome

one of the countless reasons public transit is good: it forces you to see human faces/bodies that haven't been manicured for the screen. unhealthy to look at exclusively at either people you know or clinically beautiful strangers. take the bus, check out some real Faces

Mail all inquiries to Citi Field

Mr. Met is a Zoroastrian

look, the political climate might make you think it's a bad time to come out as trans. but there's never been a better opportunity to:
1. Pretend you already came out and then detransitioned,
2. Start a gofundme to raise grifty detrans money off of right-wing freaks
3. Pay for yr transition in cash

if you are not a Lit Hub member you can become one at lithub.memberful.com/join; it would mean a lot to me (and the website write large) if you did

would love for political candidates to stop texting me like they've got grim news about a loved one. "It’s Analilia Mejia." okay girl shit did you just bring a mutual friend to the hospital?? alarming every single time

you know what? sure. why not

oil painting of four figures looming over a fifth, who is curled up on the ground in a concerning fashion. The painting is titled "You Good Bro?"

found some good art

Vivian Gornick cannot be stopped. She will be writing books criticism long after the last star's light has been absorbed by the final, yawning black hole

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lmao Cara I have this exact jacket

yw. the sword still shoots bullets. this is crucial

gunkatana. it's like gunkata but the gun is a sword

offering a bouquet of her preferred frozen burritos

unsure of the source of this; maybe this is just some of the more LinkedIn-inclined in the field rebranding this gig to best fit the times, maybe it's a function of tech marketers who sell their various business software platforms to ~operators~ trying to flatter their would-be clients.

weird that it's arrived at this particular corner of the labor force, i.e. the digital-but-not-tech side. I do not have the same job function as a navy seal! I work for a website

about 15 years ago everyone who worked in digital was some kind of embarrassingly-titled "social media maven," then roles standardized into something like "digital media manager," and now it's become bizarrely tactical and everyone's called an "operator"

big beefy men bumpin meat

it is easy to escape the cycle of samsara. just get a little fruity with it

wave next time

was my hair ever the texture or length to require this gesture? no. then where did this muscle memory come from? great question

I've been bald for [redacted] years now but that hasn't stopped me from exasperatedly brushing phantom hair out of my face

for chips??

made the classic mistake of trying a different kind of running shoe. never do this. replace your favorite one with the exact same version until they either stop making it or your meniscus detonates

Exposed Moltbook Database Let Anyone Take Control of Any AI Agent on the Site 'It exploded before anyone thought to check whether the database was properly secured.'

this just hit my tl