The Official Migraine-Afflicted Cybertruck

California could be attacked by drones because of Iran war, memo warns. Officials downplay threat Officials were warned that the Iran war could lead to a surprise drone attack in California, but sources said there's no credible intelligence to support it.

please don't, we didn't vote for this

what are the other things people compare to Graceland? i'm not familiar with the phrase

where can i file an error report

"yeah that's what she said"

whew today sucked and I haven’t even read the news yet

FIRST PRESIDENT 😭

is that a dinosaur

your ai slop bores me Submit prompts, answer as AI, earn credits, and trigger a RAM crisis.

play this game now

Hello, MacBook Neo YouTube video by Apple

1) why are they explaining what a laptop does like i'm five years old
2) why does it do nothing different from my current laptop
3) why is it named after that dude from the matrix
4) why is it named "neo" to imply that something is new when, again, it does nothing different from existing macbooks

ngl that's kinda hot

the desert, i mean. i'm happily dating an aluminum soda can

it wasn't me ok

also like why are the other clips titled "humble" was this woman blasting Kendrick while playing wordle in the backseat

the article's first sentence is visible but then it fades out with a paywall "You're read your last free article." An offer to start a free trial.

bruh

Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

my brain is peak functioning toda-- oh wait that was easy mode. nevermind.

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 9th 2026 (Easy), in 02:39
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
cluesbysam.com

does anyone care about the all-american rejects

that's about where the DOW is hovering rn, time for my favorite meme ever

does Sweden not count anymore because it's too socialist and they don't let parents beat their kids

Add one word to a film to ruin it.

2 Fast 2 Skibidi Furious

gamestop

Google Image page showing the character Rumor Weed from Veggie Tales, it is a literal leafy weed in the ground with a blonde haircut from the 1950s and red botox lips, wearing pink sunglasses and a pearl necklace to clutch at with its skinny creepy arms. This is real.

they already did that

well i think if people aren't allowed in the hotel linen chute they should put that on a sign

this was effective

so uh why are you celebrating bombing schools in Iran

On the steps of a huge plane.

warm gatorade

the headline is actually "from killing her dog to luxury jets: six times kristi noem made headlines" and i just wanted to memorialize all those jets she killed 🥀

www.bbc.com/news/article...

i love how you can tell the time of day just by looking at the trending feed. who needs windows or sunlight

a group of men are dancing in front of a sign that says bye bye by by Alt: NSYNC dancing to Bye Bye Bye

i'm going to sleep right after this but did i miss something

jk the news made me happy today, just didn't have time. idk why we keep choosing states that don't have a border crisis to manage the border but finally we don't have to watch that puppy shooter talk on tv anymore

19

football season just ended, i cannot yet summon the energy for election season

flamethrower