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The existence of tomfoolery suggests the existence of jerryfoolery.

10.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very addictive and frustrating; the classic experience!

25.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my husband is playing Prague Simulator (Bloodborne) for the first time and I’m coaching him through it

25.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

anorexia is protestant, bulimia is catholic, orthorexia is evangelical

12.02.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i know I’m just teasing

09.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no I’m not

09.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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homophobic hollywood executives now that heated rivalry is a worldwide sensation and cultural behemoth

30.01.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have to be the person logging the most obscure Christmas film on Letterboxd, for some reason

25.12.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Warrier
Amanda
a month ago
Good quality I love how it looks. Planning on getting one for my living room ,because I like it so much

* Warrier Amanda a month ago Good quality I love how it looks. Planning on getting one for my living room ,because I like it so much

another classic of the genre

13.12.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Uma Thurman screaming in the film Nymphomaniac part I

Uma Thurman screaming in the film Nymphomaniac part I

it’s too early for the sun to go down I can’t cope like this any more!!!!!

13.12.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s not gay, I won’t play.

12.12.2025 09:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every single video game announcement trailer should feature a segment where they let you know if you can be gay in the game.

12.12.2025 09:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I speak… I will get in trouble

10.12.2025 12:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always assume the money has run out either because of

a) an expensive divorce that we don’t know about yet

b) a settled lawsuit we don’t know about (and may never do)

c) the roof of their grade II listed historic home has fallen in and will cost millions to fix

d) tax bill

08.12.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
TikTok comment written by β€œCelina β€’ wife πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦β€

The comment reads:
β€œI think marriage is an act of feminist self care if you want to have children and or build a fortune. There's nothing wrong with it inherently, it's just a contract at the end of the day. You don't have to feel like a bad feminist imo”

TikTok comment written by β€œCelina β€’ wife πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦β€ The comment reads: β€œI think marriage is an act of feminist self care if you want to have children and or build a fortune. There's nothing wrong with it inherently, it's just a contract at the end of the day. You don't have to feel like a bad feminist imo”

I never fail to be horrified by the things I read in TikTok comments

08.12.2025 12:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No essential supplies in truce: Gaza’s healthcare system broken by Israel Israel is not allowing antibiotics, IV solutions or surgical material to enter besieged Gaza despite 2-month ceasefire.

Israel is not allowing antibiotics, IV solutions or surgical material to enter besieged Gaza despite 2-month ceasefire.

07.12.2025 10:00 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 326 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 25
Sophie from the Cock Destroyers (may she rest in peace) saying β€œI’m 33”

Sophie from the Cock Destroyers (may she rest in peace) saying β€œI’m 33”

Apparently I’m 62

03.12.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Spotify wrapped screenshot that reads :
β€œYour listening age:
62
You were into music from the late 70s. You're an old soul.
Share this story”

Spotify wrapped screenshot that reads : β€œYour listening age: 62 You were into music from the late 70s. You're an old soul. Share this story”

Spotify wrapped screenshot that reads :
β€œYour top songs:
1 - Violin Sonata No...
Johann Sebastian Bach, M...
2 - Goldberg Variati...
Johann Sebastian Bach, G...
3 - Goldberg Variati...
Johann Sebastian Bach, G...
4 - Goldberg Variati...
Johann Sebastian Bach, G...
5 - Violin Sonata No...
Johann Sebastian Bach, M...
Share this story”

Spotify wrapped screenshot that reads : β€œYour top songs: 1 - Violin Sonata No... Johann Sebastian Bach, M... 2 - Goldberg Variati... Johann Sebastian Bach, G... 3 - Goldberg Variati... Johann Sebastian Bach, G... 4 - Goldberg Variati... Johann Sebastian Bach, G... 5 - Violin Sonata No... Johann Sebastian Bach, M... Share this story”

Spotify wrapped screenshot that reads :
β€œYour top album:
Bach: The Goldberg
Variations, BWV 988 by Johann Sebastian Bach, Gle...
You listened to it for 460 minutes.
Share this story”

Spotify wrapped screenshot that reads : β€œYour top album: Bach: The Goldberg Variations, BWV 988 by Johann Sebastian Bach, Gle... You listened to it for 460 minutes. Share this story”

Spotify wrapped screenshot that reads :
β€œJohann Sebastian Bach is your top artist.
You spent 1,352 minutes with them, which makes you a top 0.6% global fan.
Share this story”

Spotify wrapped screenshot that reads : β€œJohann Sebastian Bach is your top artist. You spent 1,352 minutes with them, which makes you a top 0.6% global fan. Share this story”

I’ve actually divested from Spotify as a paid listener, but I used it for most of the year so my Spotify wrapped most accurately reflects what I’ve been listening to this year and…….

03.12.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bette portrayed by Jennifer Beals in the L Word, screaming

Bette portrayed by Jennifer Beals in the L Word, screaming

the depiction of Latina women in The L Word makes me want to tear my own skin off

02.12.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of musical score, the instrument name reads "Contrafagott."

screenshot of musical score, the instrument name reads "Contrafagott."

are you pro-gay or...

02.12.2025 15:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

01.12.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 23420 πŸ” 9526 πŸ’¬ 196 πŸ“Œ 292

Still pedantic and pretentious either way, imho!

30.11.2025 12:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCreative director” is not a real job and the people who do that β€œwork” are appropriating the word β€œcreative”

30.11.2025 12:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I know this is absolutely not the point… but the level of pedantic prick you have to be to put an umlaut on the word β€œreenters” is insane… and I would know

29.11.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know healing isn’t linear, and before yesterday I hadn’t choked/retched in over a month, so I’m doing really well, but I’m also sick of healing not being linear, and I would, in fact, prefer healing to be linear

27.11.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Isabelle Adjani in β€˜Possession’, kneeling in a dank subway, screaming, foaming at the mouth, blood on her hands

Isabelle Adjani in β€˜Possession’, kneeling in a dank subway, screaming, foaming at the mouth, blood on her hands

had a setback in my recovery from oesophagus surgery yesterday and choked/hiccuped/retched in the street, it was so humiliating… but it was also kind of giving:

27.11.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good take imho

26.11.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
26.11.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have finished reading Frankenstein and I don’t think I have ever hated a character more than the titular Dr. Pathetic worm!

24.11.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0