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I do appreciate when someone's abilities are magic, and things that aren't magic.

Chili's is literally the worst job I've ever had. Told me I couldn't take my legally mandated lunch but they'd "let me eat for free". I wish I hadn't been a stupid fucking kid and took them to court but alas, I was said stupid fucking kid.

I'll be 100% when it's Nintendo involved anything that screws them over is objectively funny. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

I like his nippleronis

Slay the Spire 2 is fucking incredible so far. Maybe just a touch too easy, but absolutely satisfying. I've played for 5 and a half hours straight and I didn't even realize it.

Building a new Flash I don't know where to start with this but yeah I'm making flash if flash was built in 2026. I'm making it compatible with Linux,Mac, and PC. If you'd like to support this project I've started a patreo...

Spread the word, an ACTUAL replacement for Flash is on the horizon! Go support this project NOW!!!!!!!!

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Get better soon dude!

Oooooh, yeah that's something alright. I wonder how much longer we're going to be in live service purgatory. It definitely feels like the bubble is popping finally.

What even is this? I'm literally asking. Today is the first I'm hearing about it, and apparently its EOS is a big deal?

I don't know if it says more about me or the game that I've never heard of this until now.

Well might as well throw my hat into the ring. I hope you like minimalist MS Paint doodles. I think she turned out pretty cute!

You know this makes me wonder, how many 'Mother Brain's are there in gaming? Super Metroid is the obvious one, then there's Chrono Trigger, and also Blaster Master. What other ones am I missing?

I sent this to my friend who responded "Hah's adorable".

No no it's funny here too, trust me

Aww man that's such a sad feeling. Sorry it didn't end up clicking for you.

I have this problem where every time someone mentions Life with Louie I accidentally remember Bobby's World instead.

YES!!! I'd hardly call myself an expert or an audiophile but I love love love it when sound effects are, I dunno how to put it correctly, subtle but rich at the same time. It's soft but the sounds are full. Aaaa I'm not good at describing this but it's a thing I look for I promise lol

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Holy shit dude you absolutely crushed it. The sound of Silent's fingers cracking back in place was one of the things that really stood out to me, it was visceral. Amazing work, truly!!

that elbow was actually kinda gnarly for a saturday morning kid's show, wow

You mean this one right?

a windows 11 menu showing "convert to adobe pdf", "ask copilot", and 4 more options that take time to load

windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal

Witch 4 pissed me off so much I'll never go back to that game. HOURS of my life lost with nothing to show for it, it's borderline impossible. I know it can be done, but the sheer amount of things that have to go right for it to happen make it a masochistic endeavor I won't do again.

She's stunning, clearly ready for the runway.

I wish I had a succinct way to explain to people that taking a bullshit death or making a leap of faith in old games isn't bad design, it's a different teaching too. It's literally just "How was I supposed to know?" "Well now you DO know." Games are so much more fun when you play to learn.

I'm genuinely fearful for the day I get accused of using AI for writing because I keep seeing AI mannerisms and realizing that I already do these things myself. It's such a stupid thing I have to worry about.

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Tried Arknight Endfield. Gave it roughly an hour or so. It's...fine. But I really feel like I could be playing a better game. I don't think it's bad, it'll definitely be something people love. But it's not doing anything remotely interesting either.