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@judepickledplum

Tea drinking fool, storyteller, humanist. Easily distracted by cats and reverb. Quiet voice, loud hands. Likes writers, books and awful puns.

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I used to love this...now I think it might just make me feel older than time.

06.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Warm Home Prescriptionยฎ 2022-2026 trial Warm Home Prescriptionยฎ: A new service being trialled in England & Scotland, providing energy assistance for people with cold-sensitive health conditions.

Last night I was at a meeting where this pilot project was mentioned.It improves the health and well-being of vulnerable people, saves the NHS money, reduces pressure on hospital beds, and is good for the planet. It started in 2021...why haven't we all heard of it? es.catapult.org.uk/project/warm...

06.03.2026 10:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of llamas are standing in a grassy field in front of a fence . ALT: a group of llamas are standing in a grassy field in front of a fence .

Me yesterday, going out without a coat...

06.03.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trophy Wife FAQs

Meet trophy wife Valerie, whose wedding anniversary shenanigans have just been published by Bunker Squirrel Magazine.

www.bunkersquirrel.com/trophy-wife....

04.03.2026 07:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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03.03.2026 10:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WELCOME TO SILLY GOOSE SALONS, a very serious literary community!

We're launching salons for the same reason we did the mag: we want to exist in a space that we donโ€™t quite see in the lit landscape just yet, so weโ€™re building it! We hope you'll join us๐Ÿชฟ

sillygoosepress.com/about-salons

02.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am amongst these fine folk, super excited!

01.03.2026 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some absolute belters in here.

28.02.2026 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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General Issue Five Preloved Stories Stories labelled LISTEN IN THE BIN have audio versions SHORT STORIES Foolโ€™s Springby David Henson โ€œThis is nice,โ€ my wife says as we seat ourselves at a window table with a vโ€ฆ

It's LAUNCH DAY! ๐Ÿฆ
Fifteen shiny new Trash Family delivering their most treasured words - Preloved Stories given a new home and lease of life ๐Ÿ’œ
Thanks again to @madeleinewrite.bsky.social for her reading assistance

Grab a cuppa, several biccies, and get stuck in.
trashcatlit.com/general-issu...

28.02.2026 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Thanks for selecting my story for the bin, plus all the other stuff you do to make the author experience extra special!

28.02.2026 10:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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I Am Dyeing My Hair Brown I have an announcement: I am dyeing my hair brownโ€”deep, thick, chocolatey brown. I do this to signal I am entering a period of mental and emotional...

"Some may say that dyeing my hair brown is not the way to signal to the world an emotional transformationโ€”that duty belongs to getting bangs. But I would contend that bangs are experiencing a renaissance and no longer signal surviving an emotional car crash."

28.02.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Interview with โ€“ JP Relph A Manโ€™s Gotta Eat by JP Relph may have zombies as the main characters but it seamlessly touches on the bigotry and hate-mongering thatโ€™s become all too familiar on the news and across sโ€ฆ

Zombies. Recommended reads. And the benefits of hunkering down. Read our Q&A with the excellent writer that is JP Relph urbanpigspress.co.uk/2026/02/27/i... #indieauthors @therelphian.bsky.social

27.02.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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27.02.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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27.02.2026 08:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Farage's party of privately educated ex-Tory millionaires, tax dodgers, and expatriates ... defeated by a Green Party plumber/plasterer.
The Reform elite/establishment is crumbling?

Hannah Spencer (Green) 14,980 (40.69%, +27.53%)
Matt Goodwin (Reform) 10,578 (28.73%, +14.67%)

27.02.2026 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 346 ๐Ÿ” 90 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Thousands and thousands of people across the country today are rooting for the Green Party to win.

It's so hopeful!

Join our movement:

Join.greenparty.org.uk

26.02.2026 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 381 ๐Ÿ” 70 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

And it is the most weirdly petty thing to do. I'm intrigued. And baffled. And also a little weeny bit annoyed.

25.02.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went out half an hour ago to put some extra rubbish in the bin, only to find it back up by the house. This is the third time this has happened to me in the last month. My bin isn't blocking anything, it's just inside my boundary when I put it 'out' for the bin men. I'm not aware of annoying anyone

25.02.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am currently experiencing some kind of weird, petty minor irritation vendetta from an unknown neighbour. For some reason it's the done thing in my road for everyone to put their dustbin out 24 hours before the bin men are due. I put mine out today when I got home at 3pm. Bin men are due tomorrow.

25.02.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(It has changed a lot from the 70s/80s, but that was my lived experience of being a 'sixer' for the Kelpies...)

25.02.2026 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice to remember Lucille, even if you don't know exactly what for. Is there anything even vaguely like the brownies in the States...where you get inducted into a cult by dancing around a toadstool and peering into a mirror on the ground and earn badges for being inculcated into housewifely skills?

25.02.2026 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yes, 9 years old and already reaching my peak.

25.02.2026 08:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Up there with my proudest achievements. Nothing that a fine cup of tea can't solve.

25.02.2026 08:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently, I have to go to work again this week. Don't they know I have stuff to do?

23.02.2026 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! I feel like I could place a Barbie next to that house and she would reach the roof.

23.02.2026 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HONK HONK ๐Ÿชฟ SEE YA IN A WEEK, FLOCKERS ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ

23.02.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My world is all about instauration at the moment.

22.02.2026 10:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buying my dad a Round The Horne collection on tape, that we'd listen to on a Sunday together, was a real bonding experience. (And I'd still watch Willow-the-Wisp today, probably)

22.02.2026 10:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the modern tendency to not have 'things', either through fashion, economics or other pressures breaches a mental boundary. If you don't have nick nacks, keepsakes, a box in the cupboard, a couple of drawers of stuff, a pile of papers or pic your memories are always porous and easily replaced

21.02.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 46 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I want to say that 'things' have been replaced by 'stuff'. Hopefully my Christmas decoration analogy explains it: When I was growing up, we had a disparate collection of christmas decs, handmade/ hand-me-down etc. Every one had meaning. Then came colour-themed decs, meaningless, replaceable 'stuff'

22.02.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0