░ Dys ░

every pokemon can be a little guy if you have the eyes to see it

dear technology

in what universe would I wanna automatically connect to an open network? that's fucking stupid. paste-eating, propane-huffing, braincell-killing levels of stupid

thank you

made a new character sheet for pokemon mystery dungeon tabletop

happy pokémon day to all, and to all, a good day

heavy is the sack that wears the balls

found my son this weekend

everybody say hi to Kanotix <3 <3

just tried polaner all fruit and I totally get why that lady passed out now. it's very much not jelly

YET ANOTHER BASED BADGER TAKE

that's a three, babe. It's okay for things to be a three. It's okay to just be OK. you don't have to be record breaking or extraordinary or mold-breaking all the fucking time.

free yourself from that please

2.5 to Three should be the middle of the road. It means 'this was OK. This was acceptable'.

One star should mean awful, two stars should be slightly subpar. Four stars is good. Five stars is "fantastic. Literally could not have been any better".

we should not be rating a mid meal five stars.

there's no such thing as nuance anymore and it pisses me off. It's either "this is good" or "this is bad" with people. Five stars or no stars. No room for independent thought, just groupthink and reducing everything to binary options.

"five star good, all else bad"

idk who needs to hear this but "mid" or "not good" does NOT necessarily mean bad!!! emotions and opinions have a lot more nuance than what most would have you believe. it's a spectrum

who knew the secret to a good morning was enough caffeine to make Tweek from South Park jealous

one of my shirts is a little loose around the collar and kinda torn along the shoulder so it frequently slumps off

it lowkey makes me feel slutty [/positive, /affectionate]

It gets to a point where I'll just leave the shit there. I'll get it when it deserves to be picked up

that phenomenon where you end up accidentally brushing up against or nudging one thing or the desk shakes a little bit and EVERYTHING decides to come tumbling to the floor has got to be one of the bottom tier experiences ever

like come ON man fuck you bein so dramatic for

"i didn't think something like this could ever happen in America... ICE is deplorable"

shut up it's always happened in America, you only started caring when it started affecting white people

take notice of how it's always the fascists that are against activism / activists

sometimes I wish I could laser engrave a song directly into my brainflesh

idk who needs to hear this but I'd much rather hear a "got a sec?" or a "can you lend an ear?" over a half-baked "how are you" with no real interest as an excuse to segue into how shitty things are for you

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while holding a coin . ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while holding a coin .

stayed giga late (until 1:11am) mucking through our tickets, closing what could be closed and checking on what couldn't to see where we were on them. finally got our count sub 200.

I DARE them to bitch at me at this morning meeting. fucking DARE them.

I CRUSHED THAT SHIT RAAAAAHHHHHH

middle management is where the soul goes to die

a robot dad powered by batteries, call that shit a daddery

manectite

what i say when i wake up after sleeping in an awkward position

additional concept: Team Rocket's Meowth finally learns Pay Day except the coins turn out to be counterfeit metal slugs

concept: a traveling Meowth that uses Pay Day except all the coins are in different currencies

nuking seafood / shellfish / marine food in the break room microwave should get you dragged out into the street and gunned down like the inconsiderate heathen you are

Why is it like every drink with a bonus makes you piss fast

Coffee? Benefits: caffeine. Con: makes you piss fast.

Alcohol? Benefits: getting drunk. Con: makes you piss fast.

Drinkables? Benefits: gets you stoned. Con: makes you piss fast

Making me work on MLK Day should be some sorta hate crime

> new friend at work that also likes pokemon??

peak

> however they do not play competitively and will not battle me

unpeak