Jimmy Biscuits

I found mid-century Waldo

Reach out if you need to talk son.

Trump: We’re taking Greenland lol

Denmark:

Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw' A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...

A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.

CAN SOMEONE GET THE TENT PEG ON MADDOW ASAP

Just walked by a mirror with no shirt on and now I have a shirt on

[Teaching my dog Gonky to read books]

It IS actually called “dog-eared” now do you need to go out or not

omg lol have you guys heard of this book called the bible there’s literally no author and it’s the craziest shit you’ll ever read lol fully fuckin mental

lol notes on “not you tho” has me gutting rn

I missed this place.
I mean not you specifically but ya

If I was in the mystic aisle I'd just get blue aura for soothing but this is a baking aisle so it's going to be a food coloring reset

omg i’m back and I’m annoying

Gross bro are you okay did you… are you gonna make it?

AM I BEING THROTTLED lol as if

Jesus Christ don’t be such a snowflake Gonky OH IS DOG-EARED CANCELLED lol fetch

bro it’s just you and me here OHHhhhh I should… I should go.

*tiptoe emoji*

Bro no one is offering you an escort to your room

Just walked by a mirror with no shirt on and now I have a shirt on

Time for bed Peel

Hi I’m EVERLAST what’s up.

[Teaching my dog Gonky to read books]

It IS actually called “dog-eared” now do you need to go out or not

lol bro we’re on mefore like keep up HEY GUYS CHECKOUT CAPTAIN CEFORE LOL

Tbh those ones scare me way more like eyes closed twitching babies LOL fuck that bro

Barfed a bit there bro ngl

I feel like coming back to Bluesky because I’m kind of over being angry on Threads (for the day)

I just saw a post where someone told me what they were doing and I replied with, “Sup”.

This is the behaviour of an absolute kidney stone.

Question: I don’t know what a question is.

I'm having impure thoughts*

*thinking about melted cheese

Slave to the Rhythm are ya?

CAN SOMEONE GET THE TENT PEG ON MADDOW ASAP