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Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat

@takel.gryph.one

Cybersecurity gryphon, leftist, pansexual disaster. Old enough to complain about back pain. He/him. PFP by @fleeks.art. Banner from art by @blindcoyote.bsky.social. ๐Ÿ”ž b/c Horny on Main. https://fursona.directory/@Takel

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"lol I was just being silly with it and ruined someone's entire career doing a smear campaign on them being a sex pest (got the W btw) ๐Ÿคญ yay god" is fucking astronomically diabolical work.

11.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as i've said before, if Ambrose Bierce worked in IT, The Devil's Dictionary would have defined "browser" as "a mechanism by which users download and execute arbitrary code from untrusted remote servers"

11.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can i get an export on that? want to take a look and see what they did to get that "this email was actually sent from amazon" thing to pop up in your client

11.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

winding up to add to the ratio smackdown if @nytimespr.bsky.social dares to try to refute this.

11.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 206 ๐Ÿ” 72 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

can i go back to when the only complaints people had about knees involved old age

11.03.2026 10:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shit like this is why the AI Bubble popping is going to be so brutal for the tech industry.

Imagine being laid off, but no longer having coding skills because the tools you became addicted to no longer exist or no longer capable enough.

Unemployable, but it is your fault, lmao.

11.03.2026 06:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nobody who says that has ever listened to these people speak for more than two seconds

11.03.2026 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we know who did it

03.03.2026 07:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 57 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at least skyrim special edition doesn't give you a big boobs mod until #9

(#1 through #8 are four patch/tweaks mods, a UI mod, a framework for more complex mods, a better player customization menu, and a way to add custom animations)

10.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the entire site

they post shitty AI-generated summaries of news stories alongside a halfasseed attempt at sorting the actual articles by bias

10.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

since this is #slitday among a certain subset of horny furries, i may as well repost this commission i got a while back

10.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please don't post AI bullshit

10.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I want to fix my smartphone addiction, so I got glasses that will beam notifications and do smartphone things directly into my eyeball so I don't have to look at my smartphone."
Did nobody at any point in pitching this story point out the glaring issue with the premise here?

10.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 17024 ๐Ÿ” 3465 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 304 ๐Ÿ“Œ 236
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i'm still recovering from the schedule of funeral/trip to Germany/another funeral while catching up on the wrestling but here's a quick dumb thing to assure people i'm alive

10.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 99 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Amazon holds engineering meeting following AI-related outages Ecommerce giant says there has been a โ€˜trend of incidentsโ€™ linked to โ€˜Gen-AI assisted changesโ€™

Amazon holds engineering meeting following AI-related outages:
Ecommerce giant says there has been a โ€˜trend of incidentsโ€™ linked to โ€˜Gen-AI assisted changesโ€™

www.ft.com/content/7cab...
archive: archive.is/wXvF3

l o l

10.03.2026 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 112 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

I have chosen to inflict this upon others.

If you understand it, please log off.

10.03.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a dracthyr mage in his proper draconic form. He has blue scales, purple eyes, and golden jewelry visible on his horns, ankles, and upper arms. He's hovering in Silvermoon City, the Voidstorm in the background, and holding the staff Aluneth.

A screenshot of a dracthyr mage in his proper draconic form. He has blue scales, purple eyes, and golden jewelry visible on his horns, ankles, and upper arms. He's hovering in Silvermoon City, the Voidstorm in the background, and holding the staff Aluneth.

A screenshot of a dracthyr mage in visage form. He has blue robes, long blue hair, purple eyes, and golden jewelry on his horns and forehead. He's standing in Silvermoon City, holding the staff Aluneth in one hand and gesturing with the other while glaring at the camera.

A screenshot of a dracthyr mage in visage form. He has blue robes, long blue hair, purple eyes, and golden jewelry on his horns and forehead. He's standing in Silvermoon City, holding the staff Aluneth in one hand and gesturing with the other while glaring at the camera.

a couple pictures of my dracthyr mage for #MogMonday, one in his true form and one in his visage form

10.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incorrect- queer animal people on the internet needing a place to be social is the reason BlueSky exits and has gotten to where it exists.

Jay can go pound her stupid ideas into the soil with Rodericks, both failures to the communities online that make this place home.

09.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 606 ๐Ÿ” 139 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

it's always fun when solving one accessibility issue just creates another one

wait, no, it's the opposite of fun

09.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using a Star Trek GIF, post where you're at right now.

08.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ๆ ผๅฅฝใ„ใ„ๆ—ฅใฎใƒดใ‚กใƒซใ‚ดใ‚ข

08.03.2026 07:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1585 ๐Ÿ” 412 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

what did he do this time

08.03.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did some pin-up doodles for friends on Discord. Starting with THE girlie for @xelartz.bsky.social

#art #furry #furryart #ocsky #ocartist

08.03.2026 09:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 246 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you're not a furry I think you should consider becoming one. You only have to do what you want and you get a fun little animal guy to obsess over

08.03.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 826 ๐Ÿ” 245 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hey man you do not, in fact, gotta hand it to Donny Trump on his handling of COVID-19

08.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1176 ๐Ÿ” 58 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

it's a fun game AND you get to beat up fascists with a toilet brush

08.03.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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thats exactly how it feels to have a job

06.02.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1139 ๐Ÿ” 376 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Wonderful breakdown!!! The scariest part of these misrepresented stats is that they drive they idea that these beliefs are common and normal, which itself makes people more likely to align with them!!! It's a blight on every journalist who reported this uncritically

07.03.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1718 ๐Ÿ” 580 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6