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You’re depressed while Donna Kelce is in middle of home renovation? You sick f*ck

09.03.2026 15:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*People dying in middle east*

American media: “This will impact gas prices 😔😢”

03.03.2026 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 12:10 👍 2387 🔁 413 💬 55 📌 33

In several rounds of intense negotiations, Tehreran was unable to match the bribes to the Trump family offered by its regional rivals Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE.

28.02.2026 19:14 👍 711 🔁 148 💬 9 📌 8
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He warned everyone but no one was listening.

28.02.2026 14:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

28.02.2026 09:09 👍 6701 🔁 1837 💬 4 📌 1
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"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

28.02.2026 08:28 👍 14614 🔁 3309 💬 414 📌 124
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Damnit Obama!

28.02.2026 10:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This script is so overused at this point. Republican War Party!

28.02.2026 10:22 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Anti War President is Antiwaring, everyone! Fantastic job!

28.02.2026 10:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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WATCH: Trump, EPA's Zeldin announce end of scientific basis for U.S. action on climate change The Trump administration on Thursday revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, the most aggressiv...

Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.

12.02.2026 19:46 👍 27874 🔁 11847 💬 2083 📌 1024

No, God. Wrong guy!

12.02.2026 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

seriously are groceries cheap yet?

10.02.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any day now…

10.02.2026 00:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't wait to hear how this is deeply un-American

09.02.2026 01:37 👍 5196 🔁 545 💬 71 📌 9

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 👍 28917 🔁 5006 💬 177 📌 154

Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.

09.02.2026 02:38 👍 2843 🔁 347 💬 33 📌 7
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a telephone with the word la telefona written on the bottom ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a telephone with the word la telefona written on the bottom

Titi me pregunto si tengo mucha novia

08.02.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The super bowl halftime show shouldn't feature the most famous artist on the planet. Instead they should have chosen someone with broader appeal, such as my great grandpa's favorite 1920s musician

08.02.2026 20:34 👍 49 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1
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I am ready to be sent to a retirement home asap.

08.02.2026 23:00 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Biden’s mangling of a few words was a major story. Trump’s public descent into full-blown dementia is not.

01.02.2026 12:56 👍 1231 🔁 186 💬 26 📌 10

Lord, please keep me alive long enough to witness the day on the internet when those jackasses die.

01.02.2026 16:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

While the optics of ICE officers firing 10 shots into an unarmed man may be less than ideal for the administration, the politics around immigration still seem to favor Republican.

27.01.2026 03:03 👍 631 🔁 43 💬 24 📌 5
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Antartica over here. All the Celsius cans in my car exploded 😠

27.01.2026 12:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.

We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

26.01.2026 22:14 👍 54648 🔁 13948 💬 816 📌 492

Stop complaining. If you don't like this country, leave. Got a broken tail light? Abandon your car by the side of the road. Toilet not flushing? Move out of your house. Never try to solve any problem, just give up

26.01.2026 02:39 👍 734 🔁 125 💬 6 📌 2

All day everyday:

Grocery prices getting lowered >>>> Human rights

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25.01.2026 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Speaking from having watched way too much documented evidence in motion pictures form… only Gerard Butler can save us from all this turmoil

25.01.2026 15:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whether it's protesters filming ICE agents or ICE agents murdering protesters, there's plenty to criticize on both sides.

25.01.2026 04:53 👍 909 🔁 91 💬 14 📌 4

CBS News is reporting that the ICE officers who killed Alex Pretti suffered internal injuries during the shooting.

25.01.2026 04:58 👍 1833 🔁 174 💬 78 📌 23