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An AI text prompt on the custom greetings-card site "moonpig.com" which allows the user to have AI write the contents of card for them.

You know, like something a pyschopath would do.

An AI text prompt on the custom greetings-card site "moonpig.com" which allows the user to have AI write the contents of card for them. You know, like something a pyschopath would do.

Just came across this on moonpig.com, imagine being so cynical, loveless, and unwilling to engage in any sort of thought you ask AI to write, for *you*, a PERSONALISED GREETINGS CARD.

Anyone who thinks that's acceptable has unsubscribed from humanity. Insane.

#fuckAI #justpeoplewithnofriendsthings

29.12.2025 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't mind a local council or city-funded display but I do not get why the average person is able to buy colourful bombs to just fuck about with.

06.11.2025 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So glad to be done with Guy Fawkes night, spent the whole evening trying to convnce my furry little friend the world wasn't ending. Tbf, was also trying to convince *myself* the world wasn't ending.

06.11.2025 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But many other comedians were happy to speak out against it. So for the sake of a nice world I hope Bill and some others do some self-reflection and don't just dig their heels in until there is another line separating us from people we used to admire.

On an unrelated note Zack Woods seems nice.

09.10.2025 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And if there's anyone who will NOT hear the end of it, it's Bill. Taking the rich down a peg has been was his schtick, he's has been my favourite comedian for like 15 years. I'm not into cancelling anyone but the monumental amount of respect I had for him has been replaced with indifference.

09.10.2025 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to get off my chest how heart-breaking it is to watch Omid Djalili and Bill Burr (ol Billy Bloodmoney) rationlise performing for journalist-murdering royalty in Riyadh recently. Money, fame, or both reveals character. Of which there is apparently far less than I thought there was.

09.10.2025 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The new Dualsense update that lets you swap between 4 devices has been making me UNREASONABLY happy. Nothing gets me going like some tiny little convenience that makes my day 3% less irritating. Pump that shit directly into my veins.

20.09.2025 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did this like 5 years ago. Was surprisingly easy to setup tbh!

15.09.2025 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You get one item (as I understand), needed of 5, to upgrade your weapon ONCE. I had to Google I understood it properly because I did not believe a dev would genunily put the player through so much, for so little. The game asks you to climb Everest, and rewards you with a pat on the back.

15.09.2025 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I've found the perfect example that sums up the Silksong experience: there a sidequest to deliver an item half-way across the map, it's on a time-limit, and every time you get hit you lose signifcant time. You can't fast travel. The map is BIG btw. It is VERY difficult. The reward?

15.09.2025 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thoughts on Silksong after about 15 hours. The game feels SO good to play, but is not rewarding enough for how punishing it is. Modding the game to remove double damage, increase my damage by 20% and permantly have a compass has helped. But the game is relentless and never rewards you accordingly.

15.09.2025 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
You (Indiana Jones) Just Called This Guy A Nazi
You (Indiana Jones) Just Called This Guy A Nazi YouTube video by CharactersWelcome

"Do you call everyone who seals you in a crypt a Nazi, Dr. Jones?" Absolutely hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚ Every now and again Characters Welcome comes out with GOLD like this. #sketchcomedy

13.09.2025 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

20 bloody quid!? God DAMN that is a steal. I wasn't even particularly hyped for Silksong but for ยฃ20 I'll happy nab that up day one, thank you.

01.09.2025 09:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@haveibeenpwned.com Any word on the massive 2.5 Billion users affected in the recent Google data leak?

28.08.2025 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The world is healing.

27.08.2025 12:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Any female Scottish #voiceactors might want to give this casting call a look! www.reddit.com/r/VoiceActin...

15.07.2025 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad I auditioned but I do NOT envy listnening to that many auditions! Best of luck ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜Š

12.05.2025 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That owl is giving off some major "endgame side-quests" energy.

05.02.2025 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See โ€” THIS is the social media content I'm here for.

05.02.2025 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cat sun-lounges on a stone wall next to a fallen tree after Storm Eowyn in Scotland.

A cat sun-lounges on a stone wall next to a fallen tree after Storm Eowyn in Scotland.

Found a pretty #wallcat surveying the destruction of Storm Eowyn in Scotland.

02.02.2025 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish this was hyperbole but what's the over/under on WW3 by the end of the year?

29.01.2025 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I agree that people nowadays don't want kids due to unhappiness but narrowing down the issue to "men are shitty without a girlfriend" is a huuuuge miss. Men should feel able to talk with their friend. Without that you get every negative internet stereotype out there.

29.01.2025 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Men (typically) don't open up to each other about the fundamentally hard parts of their lives like feeling lonely. So when men don't have a partner who does fufil that role they spiral.

Thankfully that's less common but there really is a societal expectation for men not to confide in their friends.

29.01.2025 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One very important thing this is missing out that makes men sound like absolute children here is men spiral in the absence of romantic relationships *because* they typically don't have an emotional support network with fellow men. Woman will help and listen to each other through all types of trauma.

29.01.2025 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else not excited about Naughty Dogs new game, not because they didn't like "The Last of Us 2" but because the social media discourse was so miserable to just associate bad vibes with the company now?

10 years ago my head would've exploded for ND in space.

Now? Meh. OST sounds good tho

13.12.2024 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Originally skipped over this in my feed because the name struck me as forgettable, I figured it was some indie game. Watching the trailer: incredible mocap, OST sounds brilliant, but sassy Americans I'm just far too burnt out on.

In a different time a Naughty Dog space game would've blown my mind.

13.12.2024 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0