i love when erotica is better written than it has any business being and youre like "wow ive been inadvertently enriched by my own horniness"
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i love when erotica is better written than it has any business being and youre like "wow ive been inadvertently enriched by my own horniness"
my other hot take on birth rate discourse is that I really really don’t much care for seeing specifically *cis men* casually chatter about it.
It wasn’t just the smell of the silk from shucking fresh silverqueen corn from a NJ roadside stall but as close to the actual taste of fresh silverqueen from a NJ roadside stall as I’ve ever experienced outside of the actual thing, including from other corn on the cob. Absolutely wild
I just had to go fire up the latter because I couldn’t remember what song it built on, and oh. Yeah, that’s pretty distinctive, heh
They look like somebody rolled chicken breasts in dryer lint and sprinkled them with chia seeds, and I love everything about this aaaaaaaaaaaa
Killian Murphy in two stills from Peaky Blinders, pointing a finger with the text overlaid: “NO FEDPOSTING” and “NO FUCKING FEDPOSTING”
Maybe don’t advocate for spoliation
When you meet a whale watcher, you casually say "I hear J-Pod are wearing salmon hats again this year." That's the code phrase that will activate the initiation ceremony
I realize that to people outside the PNW this is just an interesting news item, but if you're in the PNW, where tracking orca pods is a local religion, this is basically like being visited by alien gods
Most of their final performance is on YouTube. One of the greatest nights ever
youtu.be/KhV2_7rcu0o?...
Well I’ll be damned, it’s the Hotstepper hook. TIL!
Then I heard him present at a conference, completely coherently, and I realized his entire usual incomprehensible blizzard was conscious, on purpose, and could at any point have been turned off if he had only chosen to. I was so goddamn angry about it (2/2)
I used to work with a guy who spoke exclusively in DoD buzzwords, cliches, and metaphors I had never before heard in my life. It was the most bizarre experience of recognizing all the individual words out of his mouth and being completely unable to sift out any real meaning at all. (1/2)
Yoooooooo
o/~ No le gusta caminar
No puede montar a caballo o/~
I blame you for this, @sarahquaint.bsky.social
god tier
Points for creativity in intent, though!
I’m currently engaged in teaching myself German as, basically, an experiment, but also out of spite
Jesus Christ, I really have been like this all along, huh @rahaeli.bsky.social
(The off-the-cuff answer was bored summer child me found Mom’s Russian primer and taught myself Cyrillic out of boredom, thought that’d be enough to teach myself Russian at that age, failed at that part, but it improved my later sight-reading at Orthodox services in churches using more Slavonic)
Hm, I might have to skip my off-the-cuff answer and go with “got a faceful of conlang at a young and impressionable age”. I just can’t remember at this point whether the conlang that started it all was Nadsat (yeah, yeah, I know, I’m simplifying) or Tayledras/Shin’a’in
Tiny. Pony. Shoes
This is not a drill
TINY. PONY. SHOES
A still from a video of a tiny white horse the size of a large dog. Its forelock is braided. It's wearing a little blue vest/cape. It has tiny black booties on it's itty bitty hooves.
I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky
screenshot of three consecutive posts on Bluesky: Greg Pak thunder in brooklyn Susan Rinkunas thunder so loud in brooklyn that my cat just scurried so fast across the wood floor it sounded like tap shoes CHOAM: Spaceknight people are so mad Zohran Mamdani's wife is hot
Look the feed made a poem
A still from Katamari Damacy
Ba naaaaaa-na-nana na naaaa na na na naaaaa
Tomorrow is now marked on my calendar as “fruit orgy” because I read too much Dune at an impressionable age
My soul needs this dose of whimsy today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV-5...
I’m now picturing a shitload of trucks end to end, with a bucket brigade running between because that’ll save on the fuel expenditure of actually /driving/ them donchaknow, for additional back-of-the-envelope giggles
Considering that “tried” has often been the operative word, yeah
I’m tapping out before geese. Those fuckers are like the berserkers that’d run right up the spear just to gut their foes
Oh, that's absolutely not a branch-specific issue. My wife came home, after doing follow-up care for a young officer who had an encounter with a monkey on a TDY, still laughing.
Apparently the conversation during the follow-up appointment went like this:
#GNUTerryPratchett