Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
Maybe they should have headlined Gwar instead ;)
Your lead character always has to want something
I made Nanaimo bars on the weekend for @laurentheflute.bsky.social’s birthday and now I am badly craving more :/
Things that grind my gears: the new Wuthering Heights film adaptation is stylized with scare quotation marks. Heathcliff isn’t played by a POC, and Margot Robbie wore a necklace stolen from British Raj-era India during the film’s press tour.
I have reached a stage in my filmmaking wherein I'll agonize for weeks abt eyelines. Break 4th wall? Imaginary interviewer behind camera? And don't get me started on aspect ratios. Do I artificially create one w/ cropping & black bars - which I hate - or will that concession better serve the story?
I’m idly remembering a visit to my cancer survivorship clinic 3 yrs ago, when I could barely eat anything due to an injured esophagus. I had finally begun to heal and joyfully told the practitioner my physique had upgraded from “Balenciaga runway model” to “respectable gym bunny Real Housewife”
STORMCROW SOON
I've discovered Sabrina Carpenter and am delighted thus far. She's like a younger Dolly Parton with theatre kid energy.
No worries! Take your time pls!!
Are you back in Toronto? I messaged you on fb abt a possible Stormcrow manor jaunt :)
Half of the fun of touring the festival circuit with a film is rooting for your friends' films and celebrating when they get into film festivals, too.
I maintain they should have either used Audrey Hepburn's singing voice and not Marni Nixon's OR just cast Julie Andrews, who originated Eliza's role on Broadway and yet wasn't cast for some reason
So my current gig (for which I am endlessly grateful) has required me to finally learn Premiere. I had a rudimentary grasp of editing (and Premiere I reckon), but this has forced me to hunker down and really get a handle on things. Now, I'm progressing from basic editing to creating infographics.
My manager and I devoted a fair portion of our work meeting today to discuss how adorable and sweet and snuggly ALL the Heated Rivalry characters are (except obvious villains like Ilya's bro) and how we love them all.
you look adorable!
If your friends aren’t dming you articles and reels and TikToks about the Ashley Tisdale mom group breakup, you need new ones ASAP.
SOPHIE
I'm not sure how LinkedIn became a repository/generator for the most cornball generic New Age motivational content imaginable, but it's having the opposite effect and making me all the more dour and nihilistic. Unless that's the intent ...
you don't know me
Oh hell ya. Congrats!!!
Statement on the Brown University shooting.
I've discovered a housecleaning hack: it goes a lot faster and doesn't feel like work if you blast Biggie Smalls.
I'm addicted to pilates.
Whatever you do, you'll always be our Gwar Mark.
Oh my goodness! Now that’s a blast from the past! How did you find me? And how are you?
ASHLEY KLEIN IS A SNITCH
I binged all four released episodes of the last season of Stranger Things, and ep four brought tears to my eyes. I’m not sure how I’ll be able to wait for the next instalments. But the long delay was well worth it.
