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@jgoodling

Novice potter, amateur homosexual, reality tv commentator πŸŒ΅πŸ‹πŸ¦©

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NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay

04.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 32517 πŸ” 8344 πŸ’¬ 1203 πŸ“Œ 679

guys with the power of friendship together we can move the survivor discourse away from the nazi man's app and over to this one. pretty please it's 2026.

28.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 6
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Florida AG James Uthmeier: "We need to focus on getting people into the workforce even earlier. We passed legislation last year to help high school students get their hands dirty and get on job sites more quickly."

17.02.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1309 πŸ” 366 πŸ’¬ 599 πŸ“Œ 369
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16.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is already pretty much confirmed by that nonsensical map Jared Kushner made

16.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

15.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 21107 πŸ” 8180 πŸ’¬ 372 πŸ“Œ 170

I am reminded of the near-constant incandescent howls of rage from conservatives when Michelle Obama helmed efforts to get healthier food in schools.

12.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1704 πŸ” 328 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 1
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VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?

LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children

10.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 4632 πŸ” 1121 πŸ’¬ 1792 πŸ“Œ 1176

β€œWe left with all my children”
????

10.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1293 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 138 πŸ“Œ 15
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

09.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 56395 πŸ” 18258 πŸ’¬ 1285 πŸ“Œ 974
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

07.02.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 33153 πŸ” 6076 πŸ’¬ 805 πŸ“Œ 436
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this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth

07.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 10335 πŸ” 1519 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 123
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ICE detainees from Maine being held under β€˜inhumane’ conditions in Mass. facility, attorneys say An Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesperson said the allegations of overcrowding and lack of access to lawyers are false.

Concentration camps: stories of as many as 50 people to a cell β€” men and women in some cases β€” with no windows and limited airflow, a single camera-monitored toilet, aluminum blankets, no showers and poor quality food.

07.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 4405 πŸ” 2711 πŸ’¬ 134 πŸ“Œ 222

Courage is contagious. Let’s keep going.

05.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 5593 πŸ” 1044 πŸ’¬ 192 πŸ“Œ 33
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"PROVE ME WRONG"

"Show me a single fucking clip in the past 8 yrs of Donald Trump speaking INTELLIGENTLY about any policy decision, domestic or foreign."

"YOU WILL NOT FIND A SINGLE ONE. Not a single clip of the POTUS speaking like he has any fucking idea about policy whatsoever."

05.02.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 635 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 7

"I'm having trouble finding targets to commit war crimes against." Go drink something and leave us alone, frat boy.

02.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshots from Fallout showing Lucy, along with the words β€œOne side is murdering people, enslaving them, crucifying them,
and the other side is just vaguely problematic.”

Screenshots from Fallout showing Lucy, along with the words β€œOne side is murdering people, enslaving them, crucifying them, and the other side is just vaguely problematic.”

yeah, so Fallout nailed it

01.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 3623 πŸ” 706 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 8
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Minnesotans on Bde Maka Ska, a lake in Minneapolis. Photo credit WCCO-TV

31.01.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 3771 πŸ” 1054 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 51
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How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by nameβ€”citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

30.01.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 16416 πŸ” 10007 πŸ’¬ 838 πŸ“Œ 1355

Holy moly this chart: Cumulative US measles cases

28.01.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 4826 πŸ” 2304 πŸ’¬ 205 πŸ“Œ 653
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Our VA Secretary wants all of his employees who serve our nation’s veterans to understand that if masked federal agents execute you on the streets in cold blood, he will not give a damn about you and will use your death as an opportunity to spread propaganda for the President.

26.01.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1416 πŸ” 462 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 29
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Swalwell: "The masks has to come off. These guys, the don't just wear these masks for their own anonymity. They wear it for moral cover. They hide their identities from us and their humanity from themselves. So their masks have to come off. Period."

26.01.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 10590 πŸ” 2555 πŸ’¬ 345 πŸ“Œ 122

There is video circulating on social media of a group of ICE agents beating a man near 26th and Nicollet in south Minneapolis, then one of the ICE agents shoots the man while he's on the ground numerous times. A witness can be heard yelling that the victim is dead.

24.01.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 11815 πŸ” 4972 πŸ’¬ 859 πŸ“Œ 447
Consciousness of Guilt: An Opaque and Secret Memorandum with Threats of Reprisal 13. Despite the May 12 Memo being addressed to β€œAll ICE Personnel,” in practice the memorandum has only been distributed to select DHS and ICE officials. Furthermore, our clients have been told that the May 12 Memo must be treated with unusually strict access control for a document without any confidentiality markings. 14. To wit: one of our clients was allowed to view the memorandum only in the presence of their supervisor. They were handed the Memorandum, allowed a few minutes to review it without the ability to take notes, and were directed to hand it back. They were also informed that another employee had been reassigned for contradicting a supervisor about a different ICE policy. Our client understood their supervisor shared this piece of information as a warning that expressing disagreement with the new arrest policy could result in adverse career consequences. 15. Together, our clients are aware of multiple DHS employees who faced retaliation for expressing their concerns and/or disagreement with the May 12 Memo’s policy change, likely constituting prohibited personnel practices. One client is aware of a seasoned government instructor, tasked with teaching this new doctrine, who chose to resign rather than be forced to teach what they understood to be unlawful.

Consciousness of Guilt: An Opaque and Secret Memorandum with Threats of Reprisal 13. Despite the May 12 Memo being addressed to β€œAll ICE Personnel,” in practice the memorandum has only been distributed to select DHS and ICE officials. Furthermore, our clients have been told that the May 12 Memo must be treated with unusually strict access control for a document without any confidentiality markings. 14. To wit: one of our clients was allowed to view the memorandum only in the presence of their supervisor. They were handed the Memorandum, allowed a few minutes to review it without the ability to take notes, and were directed to hand it back. They were also informed that another employee had been reassigned for contradicting a supervisor about a different ICE policy. Our client understood their supervisor shared this piece of information as a warning that expressing disagreement with the new arrest policy could result in adverse career consequences. 15. Together, our clients are aware of multiple DHS employees who faced retaliation for expressing their concerns and/or disagreement with the May 12 Memo’s policy change, likely constituting prohibited personnel practices. One client is aware of a seasoned government instructor, tasked with teaching this new doctrine, who chose to resign rather than be forced to teach what they understood to be unlawful.

In a sign of how explosive ICE knew this secret memo would be, one whistleblower says he was only allowed to read the memo and was barred from taking written notes, and warned that employees had been punished for disagreeing.

At least one ICE instructor resigned rather than teach the illegal memo!

21.01.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 4642 πŸ” 1732 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 87

A Minnesota high school student was nabbed by ICE agents as she was trying to pick up food for her family after work. She was violently dragged from her car and lost her shoes. So, barefoot in the middle of winter, she was put into the back of an unmarked car in a small town (Willmar).

21.01.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 4066 πŸ” 1750 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 109

The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.

21.01.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 23536 πŸ” 6879 πŸ’¬ 1044 πŸ“Œ 381
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The body is TEA #TheTraitorsUS @robcesternino.bsky.social @robhasapodcast.bsky.social

12.01.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 9

Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.

15.01.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 23290 πŸ” 6993 πŸ’¬ 565 πŸ“Œ 427