ari velazquez 🌯

the only true binary that exists is people who look up the answer to something when they have a question and people who don't

absolutely haha. it really just is that any artform (or critique thereof) can be without a real point

absolutely insane for them to suggest all written essays have a point, people have been writing pointless drivel under the guise of saying something since the invention of writing

I had the immense pleasure of putting together an illustration for this new australian Magazine, very humbled that that @serrels.bsky.social and @jacksonwryan.com chose me to scribble on their first cover.

Please consider backing local australian journalism. there are stories here worth telling.

A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

me at the bus stop, red open shirt and white undershirt

same as last but now i’ve got one eye closed and i’m throwing up a peace sign

omg lmao

was thinking about how "modem" comes from modulator-demodulator and was thinking how funny a naming scheme that is and then realized "codec" being coder-decoder is the same fucking thing what the fuck

no!!!!

australia tax year being july to june and america tax year being january to december is both convenient in that i have half my shit done by the time the next one rolls around and annoying in that i need to do taxes every six months

can't believe melbourne lost this exclusive reveal

good fuckin riddance imo

suffering from success

like watching the got damn sistine chapel being painted

dress code's all yellow like my friend pikachu

petting a cat that is warm cause they were just lounging in the sun >>>>>

ridiculous lol

There's been a new development to this PlayStation surge pricing story that's been floating around, which I don't think has been widely reported yet:

The US is now involved the test, and what's more, they get their own special trial that experiments with price HIKES as well as discounts.

As part of our talk we released the FULL CONTRACT for Outersloth!!!

Give it a read! None of it so changed other than removing addresses! All our games have this deal! WHOA!

❤️🙏

Have never seen anything this good or this easy. It’s such a simple contract and they’ve been amazing to work with.

I’ve been largely offline recently but I’m breaking that pattern to let you know that Mythmatch, a game I was *so* lucky to work on, comes out on Friday!

It would mean to world to me if you could check it out and tell your friends about it!!

A carton of chocolate chip cookie entenmanns ice cream

Why yes, instacart, I would

happy bday! same age!

"This probably sounds like nightmare fuel to many, but to wealthy VCs and AI and crypto entrepreneurs it’s the next gold rush." is the quote of our time

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 20

the secret entrance to the secret hideout is plastered with the rebel lambda spraypaint all over the place

guide the player