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technical designer @sleightofhand.game β—¦ pronounced airy β—¦ he/him β—¦ american gameboy in australia β—¦ prev: coreborn, sims 4, dawngate β—¦ fka roxaloxa https://arivelazquez.com β—¦ https://clumsywords.blog β—¦ discord: roxaloxa

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the only true binary that exists is people who look up the answer to something when they have a question and people who don't

08.06.2024 10:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely haha. it really just is that any artform (or critique thereof) can be without a real point

11.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely insane for them to suggest all written essays have a point, people have been writing pointless drivel under the guise of saying something since the invention of writing

11.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had the immense pleasure of putting together an illustration for this new australian Magazine, very humbled that that @serrels.bsky.social and @jacksonwryan.com chose me to scribble on their first cover.

Please consider backing local australian journalism. there are stories here worth telling.

10.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

10.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 2392 πŸ” 636 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 19
me at the bus stop, red open shirt and white undershirt

me at the bus stop, red open shirt and white undershirt

same as last but now i’ve got one eye closed and i’m throwing up a peace sign

same as last but now i’ve got one eye closed and i’m throwing up a peace sign

11.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

omg lmao

10.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

was thinking about how "modem" comes from modulator-demodulator and was thinking how funny a naming scheme that is and then realized "codec" being coder-decoder is the same fucking thing what the fuck

10.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no!!!!

10.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

australia tax year being july to june and america tax year being january to december is both convenient in that i have half my shit done by the time the next one rolls around and annoying in that i need to do taxes every six months

10.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can't believe melbourne lost this exclusive reveal

10.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

good fuckin riddance imo

10.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

suffering from success

10.03.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like watching the got damn sistine chapel being painted

10.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 805 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

dress code's all yellow like my friend pikachu

10.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

petting a cat that is warm cause they were just lounging in the sun >>>>>

10.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ridiculous lol

10.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's been a new development to this PlayStation surge pricing story that's been floating around, which I don't think has been widely reported yet:

The US is now involved the test, and what's more, they get their own special trial that experiments with price HIKES as well as discounts.

10.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

As part of our talk we released the FULL CONTRACT for Outersloth!!!

Give it a read! None of it so changed other than removing addresses! All our games have this deal! WHOA!

β€οΈπŸ™

09.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 331 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

Have never seen anything this good or this easy. It’s such a simple contract and they’ve been amazing to work with.

09.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

I’ve been largely offline recently but I’m breaking that pattern to let you know that Mythmatch, a game I was *so* lucky to work on, comes out on Friday!

It would mean to world to me if you could check it out and tell your friends about it!!

09.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A carton of chocolate chip cookie entenmanns ice cream

A carton of chocolate chip cookie entenmanns ice cream

Why yes, instacart, I would

09.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 674 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6

happy bday! same age!

09.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"This probably sounds like nightmare fuel to many, but to wealthy VCs and AI and crypto entrepreneurs it’s the next gold rush." is the quote of our time

09.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1688 πŸ” 413 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 12
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 20

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 20

09.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 11
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08.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
the secret entrance to the secret hideout is plastered with the rebel lambda spraypaint all over the place

the secret entrance to the secret hideout is plastered with the rebel lambda spraypaint all over the place

guide the player

09.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2