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sticker that says: "MY OTHER CAR IS A HEARSE and business is down 30% so what I'm implying is that if you continue to piss me off let's just say I hope your family chooses Resthaven Funeral Home - visit us on Face Book and Instragram @RESTHAVEN_FUN_HO_NORTHRIDGE_OFFICIAL" sticker by Jeffrey Rowland

Today is NATIONAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR & MORTICIAN RECOGNITION DAY & sales at our funeral home are down THIRTY GODDAMN PERCENT. We are BEGGING you to consider RESTHAVEN FUNERAL HOME our coffins are BARELY USED! #NationalFuneralDirectorAndMorticianRecognitionDay

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happy MAR-10 DAY! #marioday

Merch pictured going clockwise by @erinxmckeown.bsky.social, @lucyknisley.bsky.social, @smallbu.bsky.social, @juliawertz.bsky.social, @twist.dog, @angrycomics.bsky.social, @mattielubchansky.com, and @catandgirl.bsky.social 💜

graphic of different merch for our women's history month collection, text in a pink/yellow gradient and a white outline says "Women's History Month!"

🎶 THIS IS FOR ALL MY LADIES WHO DON'T GET HYPED ENOUGH 💅

We made a collection to celebrate Women's History Month! Everyone say thank you to women right now i stg!!!!!! topatoco.com/collections/...

a relatable stupid twink comic where im driving my car hunched over and i say “god my neck fuckin hurt” i think of my comic friend telling me “brie ya gotta have good posture now or youll end up like me!!” i sit straight up and then continue to do so and think “i feel like a fucking sociopath”

"It's a-me! A rad dude!" [DEATH IMMINENT]

"I need to be bigger...Bigger...ALWAYS BIGGER"

"You know what? It's a living!"

"It's a-me! Seaman Seamus!"

For MAR10 Day, some Mario #rollasketch drawings from the past:

three new pages for #IntotheInkwell! read here: jolleycomics.com/FanArtComics...

thanks as always to my beloved quality checker @lizzybutt.bsky.social for all their hard work❤️

read this #doctorwho #luximperator #mrringading fan comic from the start here! jolleycomics.com/FanArtComics...

T-Rex: There was a time the only way to contact someone was by walking up and saying something in range of their face! Things were SIMPLE. T-Rex: But then we got cocky!! T-Rex: But then we got SO COCKY that we invented WRITING!

T-Rex: And suddenly people from all over could contact us, but at least they had to buy a stamp. Dromiceiomimus: But then we invented emails! Fully electric mails! T-Rex: And that was FREE, but at least they all came to one place. But then we invented DMs!

T-Rex: Now people can direct message us on approximately infinity different platforms! Utahraptor: Eugh! T-Rex: And I have neither the time nor inclination to be handling infinity things on infinity platforms! From now on, talk to me in real life, send me a text or an email, and that is IT. I'm done, Utahraptor! I'M DONE. Utahraptor: Right there with you, bud!

T-Rex: ...Wait. Wait wait wait. Did Dromiceiomimus call emails "electric mails" earlier? T-Rex: Because that's awesome and definitely what I'm calling them from now on??

writing: some downsides?? AND YES I KNOW I'M USING WRITING TO SAY "WRITING: SOME DOWNSIDES??"

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I'm back from ECCC and it's time for another page of Skin Deep! Today Michelle learns that she might be a college dropout but she's still gotta study. www.skindeepcomic.com

Right now it looks like this will be the only chance to order Cigarette! We will get a limited number of extras for Empty Boy and stock Last Place.

Items pictured by @dresdencodak.com, @samandfuzzy.com, @wigu.org, and @nightvaleradio.bsky.social / @angrycomics.bsky.social !!!

black shirt with a little guy holding a cookie that in white text says "I will do science to it" shirt by Senna Diaz

black tshirt with a Sorcerer cat and a cool dragon with sparkles with the text "MAGIC is just SCIENCE that I made up" shirt by Sam Logan

biege tote bag with large black text that says "NORMAL HUMAN ITEMS" on it. bag by Jeffrey Rowland

a roiling mass of tentacles coming from a portal of sorts with white text that says "Librarians are creatures of unimaginable power" art by Jessica Hayworth

🚨 BACK IN STOCK ALERT 🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨

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FIVE 🚬 HOURS 🗑️ LEFT 🚪

Ask Rae What's the best decision you've ever made for your health? Rae looks mildly distressed as she recalls an unfortunate memory. RAE: GETTING A CPAP MACHINE TO TREAT MY SLEEP APNEA! MY SLEEP APNEA WAS SO BAD IT DESTROYED MY CAREER AS A FILM CRITIC! We see a score of 2.5 stars out of 5, with the following review beneath it: OH, GREAT. ANOTHER MOVIE WITH AN INEXPLICABLE TIME-SKIP IN THE MIDDLE. THE CHARACTERS ARE INTRODUCED, THE PLOT IS SET IN MOTION, AND THEN... BOOM. THE MOVIE'S OVER. IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY MOVIE TODAY IS JUMPING ON THIS TIME-SKIP TREND. THE OTHER DAY, AFTER DRINKING A HUGE ENERGY DRINK, I FINALLY SAW A MOVIE WITHOUT A TIME-SKIP. IT WAS A BREATH OF

Rae the Doe - Ask Rae: Best Decision for Health

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shy guys are greatures. goombas are greatures

I don’t call them skeets but I do pronounce it “blusky.”

TITLE Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Chupacabra Description: A four-legged creature with brown skin the fades to light back legs with dark stripes. His bat-like face has bulging eyes, small teeth protruding from his cringing mouth, and pointing ears hald back on his head. His shoulder blades and hip bones poke out, spikes along his back and tail stick out. He holds one hand up and stands on a sandy, pebble ground. Jokes: - First sighted in Puerto Rico in 1995! (Mainly because that’s when the island’s wi-fi finally got strong enough to upload blurry photos.) - Genetic makeup: 30% Feral Dog, 20% Gargoyle, 50% expired gas station beef jerky - His teeth are arranged like a junk drawer: nothing matches, and everything is sharp. - His skin is “sun kissed”. If the sun was a blowtorch. - These shoulder blades could double as bottle openers. - The posture of a pro-gamer who’s never seen a chair with lumbar support. - His “blue-sih glow” isn’t bioluminescence: it’s a recently consumed double-tall Jamba Juice. - He gives off the energy of a guy who owns four different leather jackets, but no shirts. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Chupacabra

Ooughghghhhh paint pallet turtle I would do anything for you 😍

Women's History Month Do you like quality, exclusive merchandise designed by independent creators that makes everyone feel good? Then this is the place where you should be.

You can also check out the rest of our Women's History Month collection right... here!

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Featuring portraits of women's rights activists by over 150 artist collaborators, this Torchbearers print represents the history & combined effort by those who stood to protect and further women's causes.

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History is written by the Victors. Philosophy is written by the Garys. Lucy writes all the religious stuff.

Check those emails, people!

Forever! These are such cool shirts too, you should absolutely snag one now 👀🐰🚓🐓

A drawing of me on a couch reading a birthday card. It reads, "12/25/26 - IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY. I MOSTLY DREW, BUT THROUGHOUT THE DAY I OPENED ONE-BY-ONE THE FIVE BIRTHDAY CARDS WHICH MANAGED TO REACH ME IN CARMELO. A PIECE OF HOME FEELS PRETTY SPECIAL RIGHT NOW."

A drawing of me talking to Lola while she tries to figure out what I'm saying. It reads, "WHEN I'D ARRIVED IN CARMELO, ID MENTIONED TO LOLA A RECENT CRAVING FOR BLACK FOREST CAKE. IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS, 'PASTEL, NEGROS... ¿QUÉ ES UN PALABRA POR MUCHAS ÁRBOLES?' (CAKE, BLACK... WHAT IS THE WORD FOR MANY TREES?)"

A drawing of a black forest cake. It reads, "WE FIGURED IT OUT EVENTUALLY, BUT IT TOOK A WHILE. I MENTION THIS BECAUSE SHE REMEMBERED, AND HELPED ME ORDER (A FEW DAYS BEFORE A BLACK FOREST CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY. YUM!"

A drawing of Lolo, Ilana, and myself sitting around the coffee table in the living room eating pizza and drinking beer. It reads, "AND HER AND ILANA WERE SO KIND, AND HAD PIZZA, BEER, AND CAKE WITH ME. I'VE MET SO MANY PEOPLE WITH SUCH HUGE HEARTS. WHAT BETTER BIRTHDAY GIFT COULD I ASK FOR?"

Last week was such a better birthday than anticipated. Ah, the kindness and joy of strangers.

Happy belated birthday!

Dark Science High #12!
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PANEL 1: ARTHUR, a yellow duck, sits at a table in front of an open plate. His eyes bulge with his dramatic exclamation. ARTHUR: MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS! KING OF KINGS! LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! PANEL 2: The scene is empty, the empty plate on the table sits alone. No text. PANEL 3: The same empty scene. No text. PANEL 4: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, peaks out from the doorway in the background. GRAMP: My cake!?! —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

COMIC: Ozymandias

I (not Topato) assumed Davekat was a character for years so unfortunately my knowledge is limited... Topato however, knows Everything about Homestuck

Veggie 1 is standing with Veggie 2 and Mr. Tomato. VEGGIE 1: ALRIGHT, GUYS. YOU GOTTA BE COOL. HOMER WAS CURSED BY A WITCH AND IS NOW INCAPABLE OF MAKING ASSUMPTIONS. VEGGIE 2: IS THAT A PROBLEM? ISN'T IT USUALLY BAD TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS? MR. TOMATO: YEAH, THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A HUGE DEAL. Veggie 1 continues his warning with a neutral expression. VEGGIE 1: LISTEN. JUST TRUST ME. DON'T SAY ANYTHING. IT'S GONNA HURT HIS FEELINGS. EVERYONE BE COOL. OH, HERE HE COMES... Homer waves at everyone else. He looks happy. HOMER: HEY GUYS! QUICK QUESTION. I'M BAKING COOKIES FOR MY FRIEND WHO IS ALLERGIC TO NUTS. Homer holds up a can of peanuts. HOMER: ARE THERE ANY PEANUTS IN THIS CAN OF PEANUTS?

Homer Homefry - Unable to Assume

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