James

A cascading mountain waterfall tumbling down a tiered face of dark, wet slate rock. The water fans out into dozens of thin ribbons and streams in the upper section before converging into a rushing, frothy cascade below. Patches of bright green moss cling to the rock face, and bare winter branches frame the edges of the scene. A fallen log cuts diagonally across the middle of the falls.

📸 Waterfall

please sir, my hour, i have lost it and it was so dear to me

ohhhhhhh

strap on 👋 strap off 👋

babe who tf is jay peg

When you block me I make a funny little noise like a bluetooth speaker disconnecting

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

if i was ever in a situation i would simply pull out my phone

Pen drawing in dark blue ink on white paper of a woman from her waist up. She’s wearing a short sleeve blouse with buttons up the middle. Her long wavy hair is a little windblown, framing her face and spilling down over her shoulders. Her face is not visible and instead heavily shaded with cross hatching.

Whatever

[at the donut shop] mornin, i’ll have a medium coffee and hey, do u guys have any hot dog long johns left

yes exactly

it's like a viking maiden pressed her tiddies into the wet cement

say what you will about me but I would never date a guy named Dylan

“i fuckin love garbage obscuring my field of view”

— Jeep Drivers

sex megastore called Ass Pro Shop

pulling out a flip phone when my boss asks me to install an authenticator from the app store

everyone on bluesky should get a tamagotchi. and to keep it alive you have to make good posts

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

i was built for the streets. i am a unicycle.

Storing lots of jokes on my hard drive. Over 100 gigglebytes.

i am only interested in content destroyers

do you ever follow someone and think wow they’re really funny and cool i think i’d like to watch them through their kitchen window

seeing a lot of hate going around the past few days so i wanna just go on record that i love linux. he’s my favorite charlie brown character by far

I woke up mad at how dumb everything is again

if dogs could talk i bet they’d be like “hey what the fuck”

I heard like 80% of bald men still have their old comb. Turns out they just can’t part with it

DING DONG BITCH

here’s some more of mine if you want to peruse: bsky.app/profile/did:...

microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east

the hardest part about doing science is not having an ulterior motive