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Sanji and Hancock: *fights with enemies together*
Usopp: ...What's a beauty
Zoro: And some long hair girl
Usopp: Dude,she's shichibukai
Zoro: You think she plans steal our cook like Big Mom?

#zosan #onepiece

Bonney: There's something what you did cruel for your crewmates?
Zoro: I promised kill him someday
Robin: Don't be that brutal,she's still child
Bonney: I get it. And you?
Robin: After talk about humanity and freedom i crushed his... "friends"
Zoro: And that was for real brutal

#zosan #frobin

Sanji when crew is doing their hobbies:
Sanji: Nami-swan, beatiful Wano island sketch! Robin-chan, this bird skull is clean,great job! Marimo....dress up and take a shower
Zoro: Maybe use nicer tone,idiot?
Sanji: ...Please?

#zosan #onepiece

Robin to Sanji: You're better in giving birthday gifts than me. Zoro is always happy with your birthday food for him. Today are Franky birthday and... My humanity is being put to the test
Sanji: Wait what-
Robin: I will try my best

#zosan #frobin #onepiece

Killingham after hit: You're all disgusting and stinky as hell
Sanji: You will pay for it. I will make you apologize my friend Jinbe
Killin: Even from here i feel how this green swordsman stinks
Sanji: *Ifrit Jambe*
Sanji: Respect marimo too. Also no one but me can offend him!

#zosan #onepiece

Franky: I got upgrade! Now i have suuuuper cola!
Robin: Your previous version was already enough for me
Franky: Stop! You're too much kind
Robin: When the biggest sciencist on this world can't change your fashion style,i think any update will be not enough to make you better

#frobin #onepiece

Zoro during card game: *checks Sanji cards*
Sanji: Hey! Don't cheat you idiot
After reshufle
Robin: *checks Sanji cards*
Zoro: And she can cheat?
Sanji: Yes, and that's only your problem
Robin: To be fair, you both has better cards than Usopp
Usopp: What?

#zosan #onepiece

HBD #sanji #sanjifanart #zosan #socmedauzs #opzsfan

Zoro to Sanji on his birthday: Hey cook, i have something for you too. Happy birthday *seagull scream* -ji
Sanji: What?
Zoro: That's my gift. I said your name. Usopp told me that's will be good idea
Sanji: But i didn't heard it
Zoro: You will not get 2 gifts from me

#zosan #onepiece

Franky: Can you call me "Franky-kun" atleast one time?
Robin: No this is occupied by Sanji
Nami: ...I using it too
Robin: I don't treat Franky in the same way like you treats Sanji or Sanji treats Zoro

#zosan #frobin #onepiece

Sanji with a tie to Zoro: Put in on
Zoro:
Zoro: Okay
Sanji: You know how?
Zoro: Yes?
Zoro: *holds a tie*
Sanji: No at arm or head
Zoro: I know?
5 minutes later:
Sanji: *helps put tie on Zoro neck*

#zosan #onepiece

Sanji with whipped cream: I want prank Zoro. I will put cream on his hand during his nap
Robin: *laughs*
Usopp is jealous: That's not even that funny
Robin: I just think they're so adorable when they tries prank each other. That's sign of good friendship
Sanji:

#zosan #onepiece

Usopp: Spring is coming! Trees will be green again!
Chopper: But for Zoro that's no difference! He's green for a whole year!
Sanji: And i wish he was like a tree and was changing this ugly color
Zoro: Problem?
Sanji: You with cherry blossom instead moss would be much prettier

#zosan #onepiece

Sanji: Did you got found something before breakfast?
Nami: ...No?
Sanji to Robin: And you?
Robin: Except metal heart shape "thing" from Franky,no
Sanji: ...So where are my gifts?
Zoro: Who left white chocolate desserts on the floor? I thought that's rice

#zosan #onepiece

Sanji: Next time instead buying new clothes, you can take old ones from Franky or Jinbe. I was able to give you my old clothes only 2 years ago,when you wasn't that gigantic. After all you cares only about your haramaki
Zoro: *thinking*
Zoro: You was smaller than me anyway

#zosan #onepiece

Franky with Chopper on head to Robin: Will be our valentine?
Robin smiles to Chopper: I will be, Chopper,but your talking platform needs wait for answer
Nami: That's even adorable of them
Usopp: That's not even today

#frobin #onepiece

After first dinner with Sanji as crewmate
Zoro to Nami: So...he gave you food too?
Nami: Yes? He's our cook
Zoro: ...And what now? Should we pay him for it?
Nami: ...Yes. I already payed
Zoro: And Luffy?
Nami: As captain he can't. Give me money and i will pay for you too

#onepiece

Nami on Robin birthday party: That's terrible. Zoro and Sanji fought again, Luffy,Usopp and Chopper ate a whole cake, Brook sings pervert songs, Jinbe don't know what's happening and Franky...is Franky
Robin: And that's why i like my birthdays. That's terryfing like i like

#nicorobin #onepiece

Robin to Zoro: I started train legs with Sanji. As expert, what you think about my progress?
Zoro: ... You needs do a lot to be like him
Franky hears it: Girl, but your legs are SUUUUUPER
Robin: I know. I just like how they complements each other loud but not to the face

#zosan #onepiece

Before wash clothes:
Sanji: Give me your bandana
Zoro: It was washed last time
Sanji: 3 months ago. Give it
Zoro: I can give my Skypiea tshirt to wash
Sanji: No. Bandana or haramaki
Zoro: ...No for free
Sanji: Fine,extra onigiri
Zoro: 3
Sanji: But then haramaki
Zoro: ...Damm it

#zosan #onepiece

Snowy day. Shirtless Zoro sleeps on the lawn
Sanji: *stands above Zoro body with actived Diable Jambe*
Usopp: You was fighting?
Sanji: No. This idiot gonna get a cold
Usopp: ...And you can't just give him a blanket?

#zosan #onepiece

Robin to Franky: Nice hair style
Franky: Merci
Robin: Oh,i didn't knew you knows french. That's vey nice
Franky: Ah,merci merci
Robin: Even if you know only "merci" and you hope that I will only say the sentences where you can say "merci"
Franky: Merci for knowing me

#frobin #onepiece

Chopper: I wonder how hard Sanji legs have to be to kick that strong
Zoro: His legs muscles are more soft than hard,but are strong
Chopper: How do you know? *laughs* Because he kicked you many times
Zoro: That too

#zosan #onepiece

Zoro and Sanji: *fights like usual*
Robin: Your last words?
Robin: *passes between them*
Zoro and Sanji: *stops and watches how Robin kills some bugs on the wall*
A whole crew:
Robin: I would never hurt someone that adorable like Zoro and Sanji during their fun

#zosan #onepiece

Sanji without shirt: Hey guys,someone saw my top?
Brook: In nest
Sanji: Thanks. I guess that's another Luffy joke
Jinbe when Sanji left them: Why someone could left shirt there?
Brook: Shirt? I meant Zoro yohohoho

#zosan #onepiece

Zoro: From next year pretty things will not make me weaker
Usopp: But from today is new year? You can't start from now?
Zoro: No
Usopp: I mean,i know Chopper is cute,but-
Sanji: *just passes between them*
Usopp:
Zoro:
Usopp: I see

#zosan #onepiece

Thank you everyone for 2025! For any support,like for my silly stories (mostly about ZoSan but still) and everything! Hope next 2026 gonna be even bigger!

Sanji: *is on his all four because of girls beauty*
Zoro: *sits on his back like on bench*
Zoro: Thanks
Usopp: Which braincell let you sit on him?
Zoro to girls: Thanks for freeing up space
Sanji: *can't rise because of Zoro weight*

#zosan #onepiece

Jinbe sees how Robin lound reads a book and crew listen her:
Jinbe: I missed meeting about poneglyphs or Void Century?
Robin: No, Romeo and Julia
Jinbe:
Robin: Crew should be in touch with the pop culture
Franky: You're still before Julia dea-
Luffy: No spoilers!
Jinbe: ...

#onepiece

I guess that's gonna be awful for algorithm,but i really like Gachiakuta and i want share their fanarts 😅