cishet white people will be like “no kids at my wedding and you can’t use your cell phone and also you only get a plus 1 if you’re engaged or married and also I expect you to spend thousands of dollars on me without argument” and then genuinely wonder why no one speaks to them after the wedding
why do so many straight Scorpio women marry the dumbest men they can find and then let those men dumb them down…
yesterday I was in Disney World… and today I’m going to work…. depressing.
I’m gonna toot my own horn here I fucking killed it!!!! hit every ride AND had reservations for dinner every night AND we didn’t even have to get there at rope drop to do it all THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABYYYYY
Jade in DisneyLAND the exact day I’m in DisneyWORLD
still didn’t need to see Chris Rat that much tho
*through gritted teeth* guardians of the galaxy coaster was actually really good
so the Remy ride has been shut down all day like ok RAT
I love how corporate people shade each other, the professionalism and hesitation of it all somehow it’s more brutal than just yelling at or about someone
thank u for ur summer hours sympathy
NOTHING CAN STOP US NOOOOOW
after all the shit I talked about fuck the TRON coaster for not having a standby lane for a year and fuck them for not letting me get a Lightning Lane….. I rode it twice today and it is by far my favorite Disney coaster like literally no competition nothing else comes close oh how embarrassing!!!
TRON coaster pre show featuring a robotic lady with piercing blue eyes that stare into your soul
I love her haunting eyes
In the lightcycle run there are winners and there are losers. Who. Are you? 👁️👁️
scared 2 fly by myself again >.<
laundry laundry laundry sigh
I’m getting pushed comedy routines about Salesforce.. wrap it up that’s enough
planning a Disney trip completely on my own for the first time
it just occurred to me that it’s been like 7 years since I attended a cookie shine and out of the dozens I went to, not a SINGLE ONE had homemade cookies wtf
FOUR DAYS!!!!!
she didn’t harm a cat, there’s no allegations of animal abuse she’s just saying weird shit
Straight celebrities can literally SA every costar they’ve ever had and no one cares. Don’t think I forgot when Hayley Kiyoko came out she got cancelled for being a lesbian instead of bi. I know y’all’s game.
I just wanna say I do think it’s weird that Doechii is very anti cat but I also wanna say it’s not lost on me that every time a celebrity comes out as a lesbian y’all find the absolute stupidest way to cancel them and act like I’m supposed to agree
should I be watching survivor 50??? even tho the cast is really fuckin mid??????
me absolutely grilling the vendors that came to my work today on their AI features they wanted to sell us and them basically having no answer and just being like “ya that’s a great point.. I’ll have to look into that”
there’s nothing scarier than coming out at work bc there’s a 100% chance at least one person is homophobic and will be able to target you for forever and there’s just nothing you can do about it
really tired of seeing every actress’ skeleton. should probably stop using a phone altogether
guys WHAT is going on with miraculous ladybug rn?????
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
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