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@lapislazzu

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cishet white people will be like β€œno kids at my wedding and you can’t use your cell phone and also you only get a plus 1 if you’re engaged or married and also I expect you to spend thousands of dollars on me without argument” and then genuinely wonder why no one speaks to them after the wedding

13.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why do so many straight Scorpio women marry the dumbest men they can find and then let those men dumb them down…

13.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yesterday I was in Disney World… and today I’m going to work…. depressing.

13.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna toot my own horn here I fucking killed it!!!! hit every ride AND had reservations for dinner every night AND we didn’t even have to get there at rope drop to do it all THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABYYYYY

12.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jade in DisneyLAND the exact day I’m in DisneyWORLD

12.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

still didn’t need to see Chris Rat that much tho

11.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*through gritted teeth* guardians of the galaxy coaster was actually really good

11.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so the Remy ride has been shut down all day like ok RAT

11.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love how corporate people shade each other, the professionalism and hesitation of it all somehow it’s more brutal than just yelling at or about someone

11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank u for ur summer hours sympathy

10.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NOTHING CAN STOP US NOOOOOW

10.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

after all the shit I talked about fuck the TRON coaster for not having a standby lane for a year and fuck them for not letting me get a Lightning Lane….. I rode it twice today and it is by far my favorite Disney coaster like literally no competition nothing else comes close oh how embarrassing!!!

10.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
TRON coaster pre show featuring a robotic lady with piercing blue eyes that stare into your soul

TRON coaster pre show featuring a robotic lady with piercing blue eyes that stare into your soul

I love her haunting eyes

10.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the lightcycle run there are winners and there are losers. Who. Are you? πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ

10.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

scared 2 fly by myself again >.<

08.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

laundry laundry laundry sigh

07.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m getting pushed comedy routines about Salesforce.. wrap it up that’s enough

06.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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planning a Disney trip completely on my own for the first time

06.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

it just occurred to me that it’s been like 7 years since I attended a cookie shine and out of the dozens I went to, not a SINGLE ONE had homemade cookies wtf

05.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FOUR DAYS!!!!!

05.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

she didn’t harm a cat, there’s no allegations of animal abuse she’s just saying weird shit
Straight celebrities can literally SA every costar they’ve ever had and no one cares. Don’t think I forgot when Hayley Kiyoko came out she got cancelled for being a lesbian instead of bi. I know y’all’s game.

05.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just wanna say I do think it’s weird that Doechii is very anti cat but I also wanna say it’s not lost on me that every time a celebrity comes out as a lesbian y’all find the absolute stupidest way to cancel them and act like I’m supposed to agree

05.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

should I be watching survivor 50??? even tho the cast is really fuckin mid??????

05.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me absolutely grilling the vendors that came to my work today on their AI features they wanted to sell us and them basically having no answer and just being like β€œya that’s a great point.. I’ll have to look into that”

03.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there’s nothing scarier than coming out at work bc there’s a 100% chance at least one person is homophobic and will be able to target you for forever and there’s just nothing you can do about it

03.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really tired of seeing every actress’ skeleton. should probably stop using a phone altogether

03.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guys WHAT is going on with miraculous ladybug rn?????

02.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26315 πŸ” 8892 πŸ’¬ 290 πŸ“Œ 332

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