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Tries to write book. Reads book instead. Loves unusual and obscure music, test cricket, retreating into history. Not one to grouse.

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I know it's not a competition, but... the fuckin size of that machine he's got!

09.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two "AI" prompts. The first says, "please draw a fish in disguise" and the reply shows a fish in a trenchcoat and wide-brimmed hat.
The second reads, "Please list the things that dogs know", and the reply says, "They know about: food, treats, how you will die, tricks, and hunting"

Two "AI" prompts. The first says, "please draw a fish in disguise" and the reply shows a fish in a trenchcoat and wide-brimmed hat. The second reads, "Please list the things that dogs know", and the reply says, "They know about: food, treats, how you will die, tricks, and hunting"

Seems legit: youraislopbores.me

07.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming up on Thrill Jockey! A new album by myself and my friend John Berndt. With special guest star Owen β€œHorse Lords” Gardner and others…
CLOUD MACHINES

06.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Assed Gasses

New Hampshire, Death Records, 1654-1947

07.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

this is an incredible app lmao

07.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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Sarah Gail Brand Trombonist of Improvised Music. Also seen on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle series 1 & 2 For more info, contact me on here.

Hello Bluesky.

If you like Improvised Music/ Free Jazz, you can hear and buy it on my records here:

sarahgailbrand.bandcamp.com

I haven't released a new record for a while - I'm benched as a trombone player while I recover from hand and arm surgery, but my music lives on!

#BandcampFriday

05.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Not proper cricket anyway ☹️🏏

05.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anthology Of Persian Experimental Music, by Various Artists 15 track album

There is an extraordinarily rich experimental music scene in Iran, and this is one of the best compilations featuring many of the key artists (who I hope are safe)

unexplainedsoundsgroup.bandcamp.com/album/anthol...

04.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Cover art of Dub Plate Style, by Delroy Wilson (remixed by Prince Jammy)

Cover art of Dub Plate Style, by Delroy Wilson (remixed by Prince Jammy)

#NowPlaying
Delroy Wilson's soul receives a gentle yet insistent dubbing

04.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

call this high hump the organ of firmness

03.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 11

It's a bit 90s office carpet tile...

03.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His actual delivery, the bowling action, is incredibly swift too. Not a lot of time to read him.

01.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He runs in like he's losing control of a tray of drinks. It's mesmerising.

01.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of a red, yellow and blue disco dancefloor (the Prelude Records label imagery), with tracklist written over the top in white. It reads:

Citizen Helene
Prelude Records Special
19/02/2026

Musique – In The Bush
Lorraine Johnson – Feed The Flame (Remix)
Inner Life – I'm Caught Up (In A One Night Love Affair)
Bobby Thurston – You Got What It Takes
Powerline – Journey
Unlimited Touch – I Hear Music In The Streets
The Strikers – Body Music [Francois Kevorkian & Larry Levan Remix]
France Joli – Gonna Get Over You (12" Mix)
Sharon Redd – Can You Handle It
Nick Straker Band – A Little Bit Of Jazz
Hot Cuisine – Who's Been Kissing You
Gayle Adams – Love Fever
D-Train – You're The One For Me
Linda Taylor – You And Me Just Started
Sharon Redd – Beat The Street
Starshine – All I Need Is You
Unique – What I Got Is What You Need
Satin Silk & Lace – Your Love

Illustration of a red, yellow and blue disco dancefloor (the Prelude Records label imagery), with tracklist written over the top in white. It reads: Citizen Helene Prelude Records Special 19/02/2026 Musique – In The Bush Lorraine Johnson – Feed The Flame (Remix) Inner Life – I'm Caught Up (In A One Night Love Affair) Bobby Thurston – You Got What It Takes Powerline – Journey Unlimited Touch – I Hear Music In The Streets The Strikers – Body Music [Francois Kevorkian & Larry Levan Remix] France Joli – Gonna Get Over You (12" Mix) Sharon Redd – Can You Handle It Nick Straker Band – A Little Bit Of Jazz Hot Cuisine – Who's Been Kissing You Gayle Adams – Love Fever D-Train – You're The One For Me Linda Taylor – You And Me Just Started Sharon Redd – Beat The Street Starshine – All I Need Is You Unique – What I Got Is What You Need Satin Silk & Lace – Your Love

My Prelude Records special is now available on Mixcloud! Listen back here: mixcloud.com/sohoradio/citize…

01.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so excited to share this with you all! I spoke to Jim O’Rourke about EVERYTHING

27.02.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

'Get up, girl, and dress yourself. Woman must have spunks to live in this wicked world.'

27.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can a delivery be both a jaffa and a seed?

27.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's all a bit meat truncheon

27.02.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Subject line from an email, reads "1 person noticed you - You're getting noticed"

Subject line from an email, reads "1 person noticed you - You're getting noticed"

A bit of personal good news:

27.02.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Medieval Drone Society II, by Laura Cannell 8 track album

THE MEDIEVAL DRONE SOCIETY II is OUT TODAY 🎻 I have been obsessed / inspired by 14th century poet/composer Guillame de Machaut's music for at least 20 years! I have fragmented & explored the spaces between the notes & dreamt it into new music. Ltd Ed CD/DL
brawlrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-me...

27.02.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Eliane Radigue - Echos_Engsubs This is "Eliane Radigue - Echos_Engsubs" by Eleonore Huisse on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

In memory of Γ‰liane Radigue the makers of this documentary have made it free to view online. What a lovely gesture

vimeo.com/541076521/d6...

26.02.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Lifehack: stop being how you are

23.02.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7

Oh god, how horrible. Get well soon.

24.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP to Γ‰liane Radigue (1932-2026)

thank you for taking my ears to places beyond...
places of suspended time...

a huge influence.

24.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 236 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8

Oh no. The very best.

RIP

24.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🫡 chill out

24.02.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 894 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 30

I think when you do several decimates it's a masticate

21.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

field recording is more fun with friends

20.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Curly curly lads!

#Curling

19.02.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, β€œcome on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!” Panel 2: her boyfriend says, β€œwhat? That can’t be right…” Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. It’s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, β€œoh dang”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, β€œcome on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!” Panel 2: her boyfriend says, β€œwhat? That can’t be right…” Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. It’s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, β€œoh dang”

18.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 4482 πŸ” 711 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4