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Old school IT Security guy, auditor imperious, retro streamer and proud Indigenous person. Shit Posting Philosopher. Nazi hunter. Author of horror fiction: @momentsintas.bsky.social

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10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 8078 πŸ” 2595 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

Oh my. Now I am singing "She Sheds" in the style of William Hung singing "She Bangs".

10.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jay: Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick

The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term

How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?

10:45 PM Β· Apr 27, 2023

Jay: Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots? 10:45 PM Β· Apr 27, 2023

Say what you will about Jay, but she is solely responsible for Bluesky posts being called skeets.

09.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1847 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 61

Does he really think if he goes β€œmy bad” and retreats, Iran will just go β€œno big whup, dawg!”?

09.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Waffle.

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see Bsky is speed running the Toys R Us endgame.

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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By the book: Alberta schools pull at least 160 titles from shelves to meet provincial order | CBC News Alberta school divisions complying with a provincial order have removed dozens of graphic novels from their shelves, from illustrated versions of literary classics to coming-of-age memoirs and dramati...

This ban is so dumb in focus and scope, I cannot even spell it out without groaning.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

09.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 πŸͺΆ

09.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2575 πŸ” 931 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 77

Me too! I hear he loves demcoracy.

09.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everytime I hear about Jaws 3D, I cackle because one of the facts I remember about it is "Dennis Quiad was high on coacine in every frame of Jaws 3D".

I love it too because it is widely terrible. :)

09.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big Roy Scheider fan and I enjoy him in this film. I also enjoy the fact he did this film to ensure he was unavailable for Jaws 3 when they came calling.

09.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well of course, every triceratops had a tricerabottoms.

09.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can sit next to me at the poutine table.

09.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had some insurance. She travelled to see her parents today, so I did the dishes and tidied the house. Plus, my first words to her were β€œI missed you today. The house was too quiet.”

Managed to secure a spot in the bed tonight once more.

09.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And should there be a Canadian in earshot, we’d ask you β€œI’m Canadian too. Whereabouts you from?”

09.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wife: Do you know what today is?

Me: International Woman’s Day?

Wife: 35 years ago was our first date.

I got part marks.

09.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was not expectedly said and the post is making a super far reach with that claim.

08.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

listen, this isn’t a lie, but it’s really close.

when you google it, the top source is Siskind’s own Facebook page.

the actual audio is just a meaningless blanket statement from which no one should draw any conclusions.

no actual news source has covered the quote, including Fox.

08.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1114 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 21
A bumper sticker reading 'I heart my feral wife'

A bumper sticker reading 'I heart my feral wife'

If there was ever a bumper sticker Himself needed... Chef's kiss, no notes.

08.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spent the morning watching Conan The Barbarian. Solid film with an excellent soundtrack. Excellent transfer by Arrow Films on the blu-ray.

08.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

man,, FUCK pixar

08.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gas was $1.60 CDN a litre at the corner station.

Yee. Haw.

08.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pentagon Refuses to Say If AI Was Used to Select Elementary School as Bombing Target Did the US military use Anthropic's Claude to select targets in its weekend operations in Iran, with devastating results?

Please, please stop supporting gen AI companies. It's not worth it. futurism.com/artificial-intel...

08.03.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

we’re watching The Dark Crystal and this is more impressive to me than all 12 hours of Avatar or whatever

08.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I read today.

I wrote today.

I games today.

Didn’t do much social media and it was good for the soul.

08.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never look at hummingbirds the same way again.

07.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I could hear the worry in her voice and my wife expressed how Canada supports Ukraine and we were wishing for the best outcome.

β€œFuck Putin.” I said.

She gave me a genuine smile at that. I think about her often and keep sending her positive vibes.

07.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Three years ago, my wife and I met a very shy, but strong 16 year old lady from Ukraine at the Washington airport. We all had a lay over and being Canadian, I struck up a conversation with her. She was being sent to stay in the states because it was safe, she said. 1/2

07.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Reporter: Did the US bomb an elementary school and kill 175 people?

Trump: Based on what I’ve seen, it was done by Iran. 

Reporter: Is that true Mr. Hegseth?
Hegseth: We’re investigating. 

Trump: It was done by Iran. They are very inaccurate with their munitions.

Reporter: Did the US bomb an elementary school and kill 175 people? Trump: Based on what I’ve seen, it was done by Iran. Reporter: Is that true Mr. Hegseth? Hegseth: We’re investigating. Trump: It was done by Iran. They are very inaccurate with their munitions.

this is unspeakable

07.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 7931 πŸ” 1956 πŸ’¬ 527 πŸ“Œ 208

I got a feeling that we won’t have to wait too long before they announce they are looking for a new communications manager.

07.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0