Dey

There is a new purple jeep at the dealership near my house. Just sitting out there, mocking me.

You’re so lucky your birthday weekend comes with a free parade!

My fingers are crossed for the Huskies. They crushed it this season.

Girl, what is up with you and things on fire this week? 😂

Glad you got your smalls fix. 💜

But all the foxes here are like, “Derek, you chose poorly."

Hoe. Lee. Crap. You cannot make this stuff up. Keeping fingers crossed for ya.

Touché.

A screenshot of Jake Oettinger’s goalie helmet featuring a green, aggressive-looking, Godzilla-style green otter.

Stars frens, why did no one tell me this man is rolling around with a Godzilla otter on his helmet?!

What’s something you’ve spent way too much time thinking about? I’ll go first:
Remember the ep. of Beavis & Butthead where they forget how to pee? Everyone tries to explain it, but no one can say physically how? Like, yes, we all know the biological theory, but what are the mechanics to make one go?

And this is why i am so grateful every day for my incredible, hot, smart, and funny, and cool husband.

Another dude who was so cute used to come into my coffee shop, so I finally put my number on his cup and he called.
Reader, I had to go pick him up, and drop him home.
We saw a movie (Keeping the Faith) that i had to pay for myself, while he spent car ride home complaining he didn’t get movie plot

Restaurant had a mirror on the wall above the banquettes, and he sat me on that side, and stared at himself in the mirror the ENTIRE time. Like not checking other folks out, just like constantly adjusting himself. And it was CLEAR he was not looking at me.

That’s some boomer shit.

Woo hoo! Way to be, @newyorksirens.com! #weewoo
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Fingers crossed for Levis and OB.

What happened to Levis? I went upstairs to get lunch.

The neck a way her body crumpled up didn’t look good.

Taylor Mother-pucking Girard! I adore you!
🚨 #weewoo🚨

#InternationalWomensDay

All.
The.
#weewoo.

Omg! Way to be Fillier! 🚨#weewoo 🚨

Yeahhhhhhhhh buddy! Way to be Wheeler! #weewoo 🚨

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For those who are missing their curling fix. CNBC is currently showing Paralympics coverage. USA vs KOR.

The Garden Effect: Women's Hockey Hits Madison Square and TD Garden Get ready for another action-packed episode of At Even Strength, your...

🎙️ Just published a new episode of At Even Strength: A Women's Hockey Podcast: The Garden Effect: Women's Hockey Hits Madison Square and TD Garden. Have a listen:

Please see Bob the Drag Queen’s new special. Has a bit about the Sims.

Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Lightning on their Stanley Cup final berth. Connor McDavid, now’s your chance.
#coreyperryfacts

A blood orange reposado margarita garnished with an orange slice embedded with cloves alongside a bit of bushmills over ice.

Date night with Reg.

Marchment was my daughter’s fave. Since we were always at the games in Danbury she out of nowhere just handed my kid het stick. Signed after the game. Still hangs on her bedroom wall.
Love the new league, but I’ll always miss my Whale.

I don’t have words for how much I love Taylor Girard. FinsUP always for her.